THE ULTIMATE PIZZA POUCH :)
Everyone loves pizza. That’s an understatement. But the worst part about pizza has always been that it isn’t near you at all times. Thanks to a revolutionary new product, that’s all about to change.
In fact, pizza was just named the most Instagrammed food in the entire world. Do you blame the pizza lovers of the world?
If I had to eat pizza every day for the rest of my life, it’d be more a blessing than anything. That’s exactly why I’m pleased to know this Portable Pizza Pouch actually exists. A new piece of neckware allows you to bring your pizza with you wherever you go.
I’m not kidding. There’s a pouch that allows you to slide a slice of pizza in it and wear it around your neck in case you have a craving attack and need to save your own life. Hey, it happens!
Simply fill your zip-locked plastic pouch with whichever type of pizza you desire — pepperoni, olive, veggie, mushroom, oh God, I’m already hungry now — and wear it with you all day, to meetings or dates or tennis lessons, taking bites as you please. Keep and carry a backup slice with this specially designed Pizza Pouch. A durable zip-lock sealing neck-strap pie slice device. Pizza always fresh and ready.
This brilliant invention is sold by Stupidiotic.
The product’s description says:
Just wearing this Pizza Pouch will instantly make you more popular and attractive. It’s a bold (and delicious) fashion statement. Portable pizza. The best invention since delivery.
There is no room for disagreement!
Behold, the Portable Pizza Pouch, a holder allowing a pizza lover to have a slice with him or her at all times.
For just $8, you can make sure you have a fresh slice of pizza around your neck at any given time. Consider yourself ready for anything!
Az olvasmányhoz egy kis feladatot is találsz: ITT
understatement - kevesebbet mondani a valóságnál, kisebbíteni
revolutionary - forradalmi
entire - teljes, egész
to blame - hibáztatni
for the rest of my life - életem hátralévő részében
blessing - áldás
portable - hordozható
pouch - tasak, tartó
neckware - nyakbavaló
I’m not kidding - Nem viccelek.
to slide - becsúsztatni
slice - szelet
in case - ha netán
craving attack - sóvárgás valami után
zip-locked - simítózáras
plastic - műanyag
to desire - kívánni, vágyni valamire
date - randi
bite - harapás
backup - tartalék
durable - strapabíró
neck-strap - nyakba akasztható
invention - találmány
description - leírás
instantly - azonnal
popular - népszerű
bold - merész
delivery - (házhoz) szállítás
There is no room for... - Nincs helye a .....
disagreement - egyet nem értés
Behold! - Íme!