OK, Martin, Robinson, Bond, Hawkins.
Only six women out of 20.
Yeah. I hear one of them’s a model. Seriously, that’s gonna help with the respect thing?

– You’re Cristina, right?

Patton, Monroe

Which resident are you assigned to? I got Bailey.
– The Nazi? Me too.
– You got the Nazi? So did I. At least we’ll be tortured together, right? I’m George O’Malley.
Uh, we met at the, uh, mixer. You had on a black dress with a slit up the side, strappy sandals and…  Now you think I’m gay. No, I’m not gay. It’s it’s just that, uh, you were You were very unforgettable.
O’Malley, Yang, Grey, Stevens.
And I’m totally forgettable.
– Bailey?

End of the hall.
That’s the Nazi?

I thought the Nazi would be a guy.
I thought the Nazi would be a Nazi.
Maybe it’s professional jealousy. She’s brilliant and they call her a Nazi because they’re jealous. Maybe she’s nice.
– Let me guess. You’re the model.
Hi, I’m Isobel Stevens, but everyone calls me Izzie.
I have five rules. Memorize them. Rule number one: Don’t bother sucking up. I already hate you. That’s not gonna change. Trauma protocol, phone list, pagers, nurses will page you. You will answer every page at a run. A run! That’s rule number two. Your first shift starts now and lasts 48 hours. You’re interns, grunts, nobodies, bottom of the surgical food chain. You run labs, write orders, work every second night until you drop, and don’t complain. On-call rooms. Attendings hog them. Sleep when you can where you can, which brings me to rule number three. If I’m sleeping, don’t wake me unless your patient is dying. Rule four: The dying patient better not be dead when I get there. Not only will you have killed someone, you woke me for no reason. We clear? Yes?

You said five rules. That was only four.
Rule number five: When I move, you move.

Watch the scene once again and decide who has said the following lines. M (Meredith), C (Cristina), G (George), I (Izzie), B (Baliey)

1.    I hear one of them is a model.

2.    I got Bailey.

3.    Now you think I’m gay.

4.    I thought the Nazi would be a Nazi.

5.    I’m totally forgettable.

6.    Don’t bother sucking up.

7.    Maybe she’s nice.

8.    Let me guess. You’re the model.

9.    If I’m sleeping, don’t wake me up.

10.  You said five rules.

Key:

1.    C

2.    M

3.    G

4.    M

5.    G

6.    B

7.    I

8.    C

9.    B

10.  M

You don’t think it’s Bailey?

No.
Really? I kinda like them together. It’s not Yang, is it?

What are you guys talking about?

Oh, you haven’t heard. The chief’s having an

Mark, you are a terrible gossip.
I’m an excellent gossip.
Hey, mind if we join you?

No, have a seat. Not at all.
How’s your first day going? You ready to go back to Baghdad yet?

I’m actually really impressed the facility, the equipment, the caliber of the residents.
Have you met Cristina Yang yet?

Mm. Cristina Yang may in fact be the best resident I’ve ever seen.
You think?

Yeah, I do. I don’t think she likes me, but yeah.
Ooh. She doesn’t like you?

Mark.
No, you’re probably right. Just because Yang drove off the last three cardio attendings doesn’t mean

She did not.
Burke?

Come on, that was

Hahn?

She had nothing to do with Hahn leaving.
Nope, that was me.
Dixon?

Cristina just needs a strong cardio attending, and she deserves a strong cardio attending.
Cristina? Huh. Wow. So so you and Yang? What happened to you and Beth?

Oh, he didn’t tell you? Beth showed up at the hospital one day. She didn’t even know he was ow! Did you just kick me?

That was me.
So wait. Wait. When you called me up and you told me about this great job at this great hospital, you you were just bringing me out here as as a as a present for your new girlfriend? I it is a great job with great people, one of whom just happens to be Yeah, yeah, mm-hmm.
That’s okay. I’m not mad. I’m just gonna enjoy all the ways that you’re gonna have to make it up to me.
Okay.
So how do you like your present?

 Oh, private Benjamin over there? Owen said she would surprise me. Well, guess what. Surprise! She doesn’t know how to do surgery.
Leave her alone. It’s her first day.
Why are you defending her? She went to state school.
So did I.
Well, she’s skinny and blonde.
So’s mer.
Well, she’s annoying.
So are you.
Where is your wife, by the way?

I what did you say to Owen?

Oh, that she’s gotta go. I mean, he knows how important this is to me. I need someone who’s gonna take me to the next level. And he brings me, like, this desert storm Barbie who hasn’t seen the inside of an O.R. in, like, ten years? I mean, if this is what he thinks of my talent, then I’m I I gotta break up with him. Have you even talked to Izzie yet I mean, has anyone talked to her?

You know what? No one’s allowed to talk about Izzie while I eat.
Am I the only one concerned here? What?

It’s my first day back. I just wanted to have a nice, normal lunch together.
Oh, yeah? Well, take a look around. Nothing’s normal.

How’s everyone’s dinner? Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Yeah. It’s good.
Good.
How’d the surgery with James go?

Uh Jackson didn’t listen. He went ahead with the monobloc readvancement.
Really? How long did that take?

Five hours. Yeah. I stood there, you know, just to make sure he didn’t mess it up.
Ma’am? Uh, perfect.
Okay, very good.
I’d like to make a toast.
Oh, Callie, no toasts. You know what? Let’s just get this dinner over with

Arizona stood for five hours.
That’s not the point.
Yeah, I know. Do you realize how big a deal it is you standing for five hours isn’t the point? Do you know what else happened today? Derek played ping-pong.
– And lost.
– And wanted to keep on playing ’cause his wrist wasn’t sore. What are you doing?

Oh, sorry. I’m just, uh, quick texting Owen.
Sexting.
No, she’s-she’s trying is what she’s doing.
Yeah.
You just divorced the guy, and here you are texting him.
Mer’s right. I’m sexting.
Oh, well, even better. Mark would’ve loved that. Sex was the thing he loved more than anything else. And we’re all having it, so that’s – Well, um – Well, we’re trying.
Yeah, okay.
We’re Don’t you see that? We’re all trying. We’re trying to move on, which is progress. And it feels weird and sad and wrong, but it also feels exciting. I miss Mark and Lexie. And I’m heartbroken that they’re not here tonight. I’m heartbroken, but I’m also grateful that all of you are. And I’m gonna celebrate that. And we are gonna toast. Come on. Toast. Pick up your glasses and toast.
Oh, no, thank you.
Yes, she’s having champagne. Grey, we’re all having champagne.
No, I can’t.
Just try. Try. Come on. Just try. Is it too much to ask you to try?

I can’t because I’m pregnant.
What? Aww.
Wh-wh-what?

And I’m happy, so let’s celebrate.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my goodness.
Well, congratulations.
Congratulations.
Well, cheers.
Cheers.

Hey, Myers set up for the C-section in the cath lab. We need to run through the steps of the procedure.
Look at you. “Myers. ” You say it like he isn’t nailing your girlfriend.
She’s not my girlfriend.
Whatever. You love her.
She’s my friend.
You sound stupid when you say that.
She’s moving in with the guy. What am I supposed to do?

Beat him up.
No. I’m gonna try to be nice to him and get along so I don’t lose my friend.
Or you could punch him and take back your girl.

Why isn’t the blood going through?

Because I’m not through. Just give me a minute. Now I’m through. Man, I’m good.

Oh, crap. It’s you.
What’s the matter? You were right about Jo.
Of course I was. What did I say again?

Forget it.
Oh, Al-Alex.
I’m such an idiot. I love her. What?

Just

You’re weird.
Give it a minute.
It’s just. She just But I always screw myself out of everything good.
I think I’m losing Owen.
What? Not today, but soon.

The monster’s awake now.
And there’s nothing you can do about it.

Cristina: I heard your girlfriend did a little panty dance in the kitchen this morning.
Alex: She’s not my girlfriend. Look, I know it’s weird. She’s hot and she’s always around, but I don’t even think of her like that. It’d be like you and I sleeping together.
Cristina: Ew. I’m trying to eat my breakfast.
Alex: Did you hear your husband accidentally copped a feel?

Cristina: Mm-hmm. Yeah. Oh, and he’s not my husband. That’s why he’s sneaking in at the crack of crack.
Alex: You are a messed up broad.
Jackson: Dr. Webber rejected my mother’s cookies.

Alex: That sounds dirty.
Jackson: She’s worried about him. She wants me to assess his mood. She thinks he’s depressed.
Cristina: Well, his wife died a month ago. Isn’t he supposed to be depressed?

Jackson: Of course, but, like, normal depressed or too depressed?

Cristina: I mean, he’s fine. He’s back at work.
Jackson: Nah, but he’s not operating.
Alex: Maybe you should hold him.
Jackson: And I’m done. Enjoy the cookies.
Cristina: Thanks. Mm.

Meredith: Where’d you get the cookies?

Cristina: Webber didn’t want the pity cookies from his girlfriend about his dead wife. He’s not operating, so Jackson’s “Mommy” was worried. Whatever. These cookies are awesome.
April: What about Jackson?

Cristina:  Are you still pining over Jackson?

April: No. God. No. Why? Is he seeing someone?

Cristina: April, April Jackson is like a cookie. People want to lose weight, they don’t eat the cookie. But then they get so hung up on not having the cookie that their whole life is about the cookie.
April: My whole life is not about the cookie.
Cristina: Mm-hmm.
Meredith: Is your whole life about the cookie?

Cristina: What do you mean?

Meredith: You and Owen, are you guys a thing again or

Cristina: I don’t know. All I know is, having sex with a man who used to be your husband is way more fun than when he is your husband.
Meredith: That’s all you know?

Cristina: That is all I know. Unless there’s something else you want to tell me?

Meredith: No. Nothing I can think of.
Cristina: Okay, then.
Meredith: Okay.

·         Y-You can’t take that one.

·         Why not?

·         I said don’t take it.

·         I will take the elevator I want to take.

·         Well, go on.

·         Hey. Come on in. This is the C. T. For Katie Bryce … 16-Year-Old female, Subarachnoid aneurysm.

·         From a fall during rhythmic gymnastics.

·         It was the first surgery we ever scrubbed in together on, Our first save. Right here is a cerebral cyst. Tough save, but we did it. I kissed you in the stairwell after the surgery. And this right here is where Dr. Bailey Kicked you out of the surgery because she caught us In your driveway in my car. And right here … This is a 7-Hour craniotomy, And you held the clamp the entire time, never flinched. That’s when I knew you were gonna be an incredible surgeon. And Beth Monroe, Who made our clinical trial a success by surviving. You talked me into putting her under. That’s when I knew I needed you. And this is today. Post-Op head C. T. Of Izzie Stevens. You see that? Tumor free … Because of you. You got me into the O. R. If there’s a crisis, you don’t freeze. You move forward. You get the rest of us to move forward, Because you’ve seen worse, you’ve survived worse. And you know we’ll survive, too. You say you’re all … dark and twisty, But that’s not a flaw. It’s a strength. It makes you who you are. I’m not gonna get down on one knee. I’m not gonna ask a question. I love you, Meredith Grey. And I want to spend the rest of my life with you.

·         And I want to spend the rest of my life with you.