Heinz has launched a 12 days of ‘saucemas’ Advent calendar.

Buyers are told: “It’s the season to drizzle and dip!

“Get ready to celebrate the festive season with Heinz 12 Days of Saucemas Calendar, a calendar for the truly obsauced!

“Behind each door lies a full-sized Heinz 220ml sauce, ready to add a special touch to your festive culinary creations.

” Elevate your pigs in blankets with Heinz Tomato Ketchup or add a kick to your leftover sandwiches with Heinz [Seriously Good] Mayonnaise.

“Transform your holiday burgers with our rich and herby Burger Sauce and bring your party platters to life with the sweet heat of Heinz Sweet Chilli Sauce.

“Whether you’re hosting a festive gathering or enjoying cozy meals with family or friends, this calendar offers endless possibilities to make your dishes truly memorable.”

One person said on social media: “This is all I want for Christmas Day.”

“And every single day.”

source: The Sun

Fill in the gaps with the words from the table. There is one extra.

elevate, unveil, dip, launch, host, offer

1. The company will ………….. new models next year.
2. The university is planning to ………… an international conference.
3. She wanted to ……….. strawberries into melted chocolate.
4. The store manager decided to ……… discount on all autumn clothing.
5. The artist will ………….. his new painting at the gallery opening.

key: 1. launch 2. host 3. dip 4. offer 5. unveil;

I’ve got an idea for a Heinz ketchup commercial. I was at this super posh restaurant. Super posh. The type of place that has chandeliers and paintings on the wall and way too many forks. I think classical music was playing. Maybe it was jazz. Nah, definitely classical.

The hostess walks up to me and she says, Mr. Sheeran, is this your first time dining with us? And I say, yep. The waiter comes over. He’s telling me about the specials.

Super fancy. Fancy vegetables, fancy sauces. It sounds fancy. So fast forward. And the food comes.

The waiter goes on to tell me, we are proud to present this farm to table blah, blah, blah, posh and fancy, blah, blah, blah, with a side. Blah, blah, blah.

You know, the food looked good. I just thought there was something missing. So I reach into my bag and I take out the only thing that can complete me. And at that point, the whole world came to a stop in the way to screaming through his eyes. So that’s my idea. Do you want to do it?

posh – menő, elegáns
chandelier – csillár
definitely – határozottan
fancy – előkelő, elegáns