Fill in the gaps with the right sentence to have a laugh.

The Popular Postman

Monday morning the postman named Dan is walking through the neighbourhood on his usual route, delivering the mail. As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both cars were still in the driveway. 1 ………………..

‘Wow Jim, looks like you guys had one hell of a party last night,’ the Postman Dan comments. Jim, in obvious pain, replies 2 ……………….. This is the first I have felt like moving since 4:00 am Sunday morning. We had about 15 couples from around the neighbourhood over for some weekend fun and it got a bit wild. 3 ………………..

The Postman Dan thinks a moment and says, ‘How do you play WHO AM I?’

4 ………………..  Then the women try to guess who it is.’

The postman Dan laughs and says, ‘Sounds like fun, I’m sorry I missed it.’

5 ……………….. Jim responded.’ Your name came up 7 times.’

A. We all got so drunk around midnight that we started playing ‘WHO AM I.’

B. His wonder was cut short by Jim, the homeowner, coming out with a load of empty beer, wine and liquor bottles for the recycling bin.

C. ‘Probably a good thing you did,’

D. ‘Actually we had it Saturday night.

E. ‘Well, all the guys go in the bedroom and come out one at a time covered with a sheet with only the ‘family jewels’ showing through a hole in the sheet, asking "WHO AM I".

answers: 1-B 2-D 3-A 4-E 5-C

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