Joey: Oh, Monica and Chandler’s recommendation. I want it to sound smart but.. I don’t know any big words or anything, so…

Ross: Why don’t you use your thesaurus?

Joey: What did I just say?

Ross: Watch. Here, you uh, you highlight the word you wanna change. Go under Tools and the thesaurus generates… ‘gives’… ‘gives’ a whole list of choices. You can pick the word that sounds smartest.

Joey: Oh, my God, that’s great! I’m smart! No no, I’m… “brainy, bright, clever”, I love this thing!

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Joey: Hey, finished my recommendation. Here. And I think you’ll be very, very happy. It’s the longest I ever spent on a computer without looking at porn.

Chandler: I don’t… uh… understand.

Joey: Some of the words are a little too sophisticated for ya?

Monica: It doesn’t make any sense.

Joey: Well of course it does! It’s smart! I used the the-saurus!

Chandler: On every word?

Joey: Yep!

Monica: Alright, what was this sentence originally?

Joey: Oh, ‘They are warm, nice, people with big hearts’.

Chandler: And that became ‘they are humid prepossessing Homo Sapiens with full sized aortic pumps…?

Joey: Yeah, yeah. And hey, I really mean it, dude.

Monica: Hey, Joey, I don’t think we can use this.

Joey: Why not?

Monica: Well, because you signed it baby kangaroo Tribbiani. Hey, why don’t you stop worrying about sounding smart and just be yourself!

Chandler: You know what? You don’t need a thesaurus, just write from here, your full sized aortic pump.

Joey: … and hey, I really mean it dude.  

Can you translate these sentences into Hungarian?

1. Oh, my God.

2. I love this thing.

3. It doesn’t make any sense.

4. I don’t think we can use it.

5. Why don’t you stop worrying about sounding smart?

6. Just be yourself.

Key

1. Jaj, Istenem!

2. Imádom ezt a cuccot!

3. Egyáltalán nincs értelme.

4. Szerintem ezt nem tudjuk használni.

5. Miért nem fejezed be, hogy azon görcsölj, hogy okosnak akarsz hangzani?

6. Csak maradj/legyél önmagad!

Peter and Hazel Kelly, from Woburn Sands, didn’t receive any mail for two weeks because the postwoman said it hurt her back to duck under the flower filled display.

75-year-old Peter is currently undergoing chemotherapy after being diagnosed with Non-Hodgkin lymphoma and says gardening helps him get through his treatment.

Indeed, the couple have received nothing but praise for the two lavish baskets full of trailing begonias and geranium.

After thinking it strange that they hadn’t received any post for a fortnight, the reason why only became clear when Peter asked the postwoman in question.

She told him she was no longer delivering to his home because avoiding the flower display hurt her back.

Peter and Hazel have been left baffled by the explanation, claiming that no one else, including other postmen and women, have ever had a problem with their annual flowery decorations, which they have been doing for 30 years.

After the couple’s story was made public Royal Mail sent a Health and Safety investigator to the cottage and deliveries have now been resumed.