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Little Britain – Carol Beer – The computer says no (Disney World)

Szalai Nóri — Fri, 28 Apr 2023 17:44:46 +0000

Carol Beer has left her job at the bank and is now delighting customers in this travel agency in a new town, Sponge Bob Squarepants.

Father: We’ll see Sleeping Beauty’s (Csipkerózsika) car!… It will be great, yeah. …. Hello!
Carol: Welcome to Sunsearchers, my name is Carol… Would you like a Sunsearchers’ lolly?
Girl: Yes, please.
Carol: I haven’t got any. I ate them all.
Mother: Now. We had a look at your brochures and we want to book a trip to Disney World for Christmas.
Carol:Right.
Girl: I wanna meet Mickey Mouse!
Carol: It’ll be just a man in a suit… but if you want. You need a flight to Florida…..Computer says no.
Mother: All flights are booked?
Carol: I got some seats on a Zimbabwe…
Mother:That will be OK.
Carol: … to Zimbabwe. That means you have to make your wayto Disney World on foot .
Mother: Maybe not.
Carol: No. I got flights to Cuba.
Father: I don’t think that’s gonna work.
Carol: That will be fine. When you get over Florida you can parachuteout!
Father: No.
Carol: No…. I got a flight to Guilford.
Father: No.
Carol: No.
Father: Is there any place we can go? You know, that could be fun! ….Nowhere else?
Carol: …something here on the screen… that could be ideal with wonderful weather in this time of the year…very reasonable… excellent for families…really great… that is perfect! Computer says no.

to delight somebody – boldogítani valakit 
brochure – prospektus
customer – ügyfél
flight – repülőjárat
I don’t think that’s gonna work! – Nem hiszem, hogy ez működni fog.
lolly – nyalóka
on foot – gyalog
seat – ülés
suit – öltöny, jelmez, öltözet
screen (on the screen) – képernyő, monitor (képernyőn, monitoron)
to book a trip – lefoglalni egy utazást
to have a look at sth – megnézni valamit
to make one’s way to … – eljutni valahova
to parachute – ejtőernyőzni
travel agency – utazási iroda

Friends: Joey writes a letter

Szalai Nóri — Fri, 27 Dec 2019 13:15:31 +0000

Ross: What’re… what’re you working on?

Joey: Oh, Monica and Chandler’s recommendation. I want it to sound smart but.. I don’t know any big words or anything, so…

Ross: Why don’t you use your thesaurus?

Joey: What did I just say?

Ross: Watch. Here, you uh, you highlight the word you wanna change. Go under Tools and the thesaurus generates… ‘gives’… ‘gives’ a whole list of choices. You can pick the word that sounds smartest.

Joey: Oh, my God, that’s great! I’m smart! No no, I’m… “brainy, bright, clever”, I love this thing!

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Joey: Hey, finished my recommendation. Here. And I think you’ll be very, very happy. It’s the longest I ever spent on a computer without looking at porn.

Chandler: I don’t… uh… understand.

Joey: Some of the words are a little too sophisticated for ya?

Monica: It doesn’t make any sense.

Joey: Well of course it does! It’s smart! I used the the-saurus!

Chandler: On every word?

Joey: Yep!

Monica: Alright, what was this sentence originally?

Joey: Oh, ‘They are warm, nice, people with big hearts’.

Chandler: And that became ‘they are humid prepossessing Homo Sapiens with full sized aortic pumps…?

Joey: Yeah, yeah. And hey, I really mean it, dude.

Monica: Hey, Joey, I don’t think we can use this.

Joey: Why not?

Monica: Well, because you signed it baby kangaroo Tribbiani. Hey, why don’t you stop worrying about sounding smart and just be yourself!

Chandler: You know what? You don’t need a thesaurus, just write from here, your full sized aortic pump.

Joey: … and hey, I really mean it dude.

Can you translate these sentences into Hungarian?

1. Oh, my God.

2. I love this thing.

3. It doesn’t make any sense.

4. I don’t think we can use it.

5. Why don’t you stop worrying about sounding smart?

6. Just be yourself.

Key

1. Jaj, Istenem!

2. Imádom ezt a cuccot!

3. Egyáltalán nincs értelme.

4. Szerintem ezt nem tudjuk használni.

5. Miért nem fejezed be, hogy azon görcsölj, hogy okosnak akarsz hangzani?

6. Csak maradj/legyél önmagad!

Chandler tanácsot ad:)

Szalai Nóri — Sun, 13 Mar 2016 14:58:59 +0000

David: (to Chandler) Well, Phoebe’s still pretty hung up on that Mike, uh?

Chandler: I wouldn’t read too much into it.

David: Still you know, a girl calls you by your ex-boyfriend’s name, that-that’s not a good thing, right?

Chandler: David, let me stop you there ’cause I think I see where this is going. I’m not very good at giving advice. So if you want advice, go to Ross, Monica, or… Joey, if the thing you wanna advice about is pizza toppings or burning sensation when you pee.
David: Sorry, I just… I wish there was something I could do, you know? Well, you know Phoebe…

Chandler: Seriously, we’re gonna do this?

David: I’m sorry, uh… I just wish I could make her forget about Mike already, you know… Why did Phoebe and Mike break up?

Chandler: Oh, because his penis was too big. (he notices that David is not amused) Oh, I’m sorry, that’s the kind of thing I do. They broke up because Mike didn’t want to get married. Hey, what if you just let Phoebe know you’d be open to marriage?

David: That’s great! That’s great! I-I’ll propose to her!

Chandler: What?

David: Well, I was probably going to do it at some point.

Chandler: I didn’t mean now…

David: Why not? It’s brilliant! (talking to an imaginary Mike) Goodbye Mike, we’ll see you at the wedding, fella! (pause) well, we probably won’t invite you to the wedding… (to Chandler) Thank you, Chandler. Sincerely.

Chandler: Well, you’re welcome! Glad I could help.

David: How do you think I should propose?

Chandler: David, I’m pretending to read here!!

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to be hung up on someone – bele van zúgva valakibe
to read too much into it – túl sokat lát bele
I see where this is going – látom, hova fog vezetni
to be good at – érteni valamihez
pizza toppings – pizzafeltét
to pee – pisilni
seriously – komolyan
to break up – szakítani
to be amused – jól szórakozik valamin
to let someone know – tudtára adni, szólni valakinek valamiről
to propose to – megkérni a kezét
at some point – valamikor, egyszer
I didn’t mean – nem úgy értettem, hogy
imaginary – képzeletbeli
fella = fellow – fickó, hapsi
sincerely – őszintén
glad I could help – örülök, hogy segíthettem
how do you think I should – szerinted hogy kellene …
to pretend to do something – úgy tenni mintha valamit csinálna

It’s Groundhog Day!

Szalai Nóri — Tue, 02 Feb 2016 15:19:47 +0000

“It’s GROUNDHOG DAY!”
“Aaha aahah!”
“It’s groundhog time.”
“A thousand people freezing their butts off waiting to worship a rat!”
.
Weatherman Phil Connors, he’s spending the day in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania.

“Phil? Ned, Ned Ryerson, I did the whistling belly button trick at the high school talent show.”
“Bing.”
“BING!”

But Phil’s about to find out he‘s not just stuck in Punxsutawney, …

“Will you be checking out today Mr. Connors?”
“Chance of departure today 100%.”

… he’s stuck in Groundhog Day.

“I’m reliving the same day over and over.”

“Phil?”
“Ned Ryerson?”
“Bing!”
“Did you ever have DEJA VU Mrs. Lancaster?”
“I don’t think so. But, I could check with the kitchen.”
“Well, it’s Groundhog Day, again.”

At first, he was a little ANXIOUS.

“Phil!”
“Will you be checking out today Mr.Connors?”
“I’d say the chance of departure is 80%.”

… but now …

“We could do whatever we want.”

… he discovering the POSSIBILITIES.

“Don’t you worry about CHOLESTEROL?”
“Why?”

… and living life LIKE THERE’S NO TOMORROW.

“Phil? Phil Connors!”
“Ned!”

… because there isn’t.

“I’m an IMMORTAL. I have been stabbed, shot, burned, frozen, electrocuted. I’m a god.”
“You’re God?”
“I’m a god, I’m not the God.”
“HE’S OUT OF HIS GOURD.”

But to get what his heart wants most …

“What are you looking for Phil – a date for the weekend?”

… means living this day over again til he gets it right.

“Believe it or not, I studied 19th century French poetry.”
“Hah! What a waste of time!”

“I studied 19th century French poetry.”
[speaks French poetry]
“You speak French!”
“Oui. [Yes].”

Bill Murray, Andie MacDowell

“To the Groundhog!”
“I always drink to world peace.”
“Well, what should we drink to?”
“I like to say a prayer and drink to world peace.”
“Don’t drive angry! Don’t drive angry!”
“Aaaah!”
“He might be okay.”
“Yes!”
“Groundhog Day!”

Life has a funny way of repeating itself.

“What did you do today?!”
“Oh, SAME O SAME O.”

FOCUS ON WORDS

1 GROUNDHOG – (n) small, digging, mountainous rodent, woodchuck – not a rat
2 GROUNDHOG DAY – holiday in N. America on February 2nd, The belief is that if the groundhog comes out of his hole in the ground and sees his shadow it means that there will be six more weeks of winter.
3 BING! – (interjection – onomatopoeia) like the sound of a small bell meaning ‘Now I remember!’
4 DEJA VU – (n) the feeling of having experienced this present situation before (Mrs. Lancaster thought it was some kind of food.)
5 ANXIOUS – (adj) worried, uneasy, eager to do something
6 POSSIBILITIES – (n) what may be possible or advantageous in a situation
7 CHOLESTEROL – (n) fat wax-like substance in the body (There’s both good and bad.)
8 LIKE THERE’S NO TOMORROW – with no thought or care for the future
9 IMMORTAL – (n) a being that lives forever (e.g. gods of ancient Rome etc.)
10 GOURD – a fleshy fruit with a very hard skin
11 OUT OF HIS GOURD – crazy, mad, nuts, ‘out of his head’
12 SAME O SAME O – (slang) the same as usual

Fill in the blanks with the most correct word or words.

deja vu

anxious

possibilities

like there’s no tomorrow

out of your gourd

1 Wow! Sunni spends her money ___________!
2 When I first went into that dark cave, I had a feeling of _________.
3 Phil, you know, sometimes I think you are completely __________.
4 Pedro is quite __________ about his upcoming job interview.
5 When he gets his BA degree, the __________ for a good job will increase.

source: LearnEnglishESL

Malcolm a beszélő kutya

Gergő — Sat, 28 Nov 2015 20:09:39 +0000

George: Ok, I’m ready.
Janet: What are you doing? That’s not dog.
George: No. Oh, sorry. I’ve slipped one. Right, I’ve got it. Hello. My name’s George. What’s yours?
Dog: Bloody hell, no human’s ever spoken to me before.
George: Janet! We’re communicating!
Dog: Sorry, what did you ask me?
George: I asked you what’s your name?
Dog: Malcolm, but they keep calling me Biggles. I hate Biggles.
George: Janet! He says he hates being called Biggles. His real name is Malcolm.
Janet: Malcolm? What sort of name is that for a dog?
Dog: It’s better than bloody Biggles.
Janet: George! Ask him if he likes me!
George: Do you like Janet, Malcolm?
Dog: I think she’s beautiful. In fact I fancy her. I get excited when she touches me.
George: Yes. He’s certainly quite fond of you.
Janet: And I’m very fond of you, Lovely boy!
George: I wouldn’t do that too much, though! Do you like Ella and Stanley?
Dog: What do you think?
George: What’s wrong with them?
Dog: How long have you got? They took me away from my mother when I was only one week old…and they made me wear this stupid coat. Other dogs think I’m gay.
George: I’m sure they don’t.
Dog: They do. Why do you think they keep sniffing my bottom?
George: Refuse to wear it. Assert yourself!
Dog: I’ll try. Thank you. You’re the best.
George: What a lovely dog! Janet, we really have to help this dog.
Janet: There’s someone at the door. It’s a dove, George. I think he wants to speak to you.

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bloody – átkozott, francos

bottom – fenék

dove – gerle

ear – fül

gay – meleg, homoszexuális

hell – pokol

lovely – bájos, szeretetreméló

mission – küldetés

piece – darab

to assert oneself – kiáll az igazáért

to be committed to – elhivatottnak lenni vmi iránt

to be allowed to do sth – vkinek meg van engedve, hogy csináljon vmit

to be fond of sb – vkit imádni

to be thrilled about sth – oda lenni vmiért

to bond with sb – kötődni vkihez

to discover – felfedez, rájön

to fancy sb – oda lenni vkiért

to get excited – izgalomba jönni

to go on a mission to … – küldetést vállalni, azért, hogy …

to keep doing sth – vmit folyamatosan, megállás nélkül csinál

to offer – felajánl

to refuse – visszautasít

to reunite with sb – újra összehoz vkivel

to slip – kihagy véletlenül, megcsúszik

to sniff – szagol, szaglászik

to touch – megérint

to watch sb – vigyáz vkire

An American’s Funny Remarks About Britain

Gergő — Mon, 26 Oct 2015 12:35:40 +0000

Scott Waters is a 66-year-old commercial artist and photographer from St Augustine, Florida. He’s also an amateur musician who writes songs to sing once a week. He used to work for Apple Computer. So he’s just an ordinary person, not special in any particular way. He became well-known when a few weeks ago he visited England and he decided to share his observations on Facebook. The post has gone viral and has been shared over 50,000 times. Some of the remarks are funny, some of them are just witty observations, but all of them are about something absolutely and typically English. Enjoy them and have a good laugh!

“I was in England again a few weeks ago, mostly in small towns, but here’s some of what I learned:

Almost everyone is very polite.

There are no guns.

There are too many narrow stairs.

Everything is just a little bit different.

The pubs close too early.

The reason they drive on the left is because all their cars are built backwards.

Pubs are not bars, they are community living rooms.

You’d better like peas, potatoes and sausage.

Refrigerators and washing machines are very small.

Everything is generally older, smaller and shorter.

Their paper money makes sense, the coins don’t.

Hot and cold water faucets. Remember them?

Pants are called “trousers”, underwear are “pants” and sweaters are “jumpers”.

The bathroom light is a string hanging from the ceiling.

Doors close by themselves, but they don’t always open.

They eat with their forks upside down.

The English are as crazy about their gardens as Americans are about cars.

The wall outlets all have switches, some don’t do anything.

There are hardly any cops or police cars.

5,000 year ago, someone arranged a lot of rocks all over, but no one is sure why.

When you do see police they seem to be in male & female pairs and often smiling.

Everything comes with chips, which are French fries. You put vinegar on them.

Cookies are “biscuits” and potato chips are “crisps”.

After fish and chips, curry is the most popular food.

The water controls in showers need detailed instructions.

They can boil anything.

Folks don’t always lock their bikes.

If someone buys you a drink you must do the same.

Many of the roads are the size of our sidewalks.

Instead of turning the heat up, you put on a jumper.

You don’t have to tip, really!

Only 14% of Americans have a passport, everyone in the UK does.

Walking is the national pastime.

They took the street signs down during WWII, but haven’t put them all back up yet.

Everyone enjoys a good joke.

Dogs are very well behaved and welcome everywhere.

Everyone knows more about our history than we do.

Radio is still a big deal. The BBC is quite good.

Butter and eggs aren’t refrigerated

Cider (alcoholic) is quite good.

The universal greeting is “Cheers”

The money is easy to understand: 1-2-5-10-20-50 pence, then-£1-£2-£5-£10, etc bills. There are no quarters.

Cars don’t have bumper stickers.

Many doorknobs, buildings and tools are older than America

When the sign says something was built in 456, they didn’t lose the “1”

Cake is pudding, ice cream is pudding, anything served for dessert is pudding, even pudding.

Everything closes by 6 p.m.

Very few people smoke, those who do often roll their own.

The trains work: a three minute delay is regrettable.

Drinks don’t come with ice.

There are far fewer fat English people.

There are a lot of healthy old folks around participating in life instead of hiding at home watching tv.

If you’re over 60, you get free tv and bus and rail passes.

Cake is one of the major food groups

Their coffee is mediocre but their tea is wonderful.

Cheers.”

We’ll give you the American word for things. Can you tell the English equivalent?

1. pants

2. underwear

3. sweater

4. chips

5. cookies

6. potato chips

+ 1 question

Do you know what this sentence refers to?

5,000 year ago, someone arranged a lot of rocks all over, but no one is sure why.

Key:

1. trousers

2. pants

3. jumper

4. French fries

5. biscuits

6. crisps

+ 1. Stonehenge

Friends – The Apartment Game

Gergő — Fri, 27 Mar 2015 11:34:07 +0000

Friends – The Apartment Game

Monica: I got it! How about, if we win, they have to get rid of the rooster?

Rachel: Oooohh that’s interesting.

Joey: Hey, no way, that rooster’s family!

Rachel: Throw in the duck too!

Joey: What do you have against the duck?! He doesn’t make any noise!

Rachel: Well, he gets the other one all riled up.

Joey: Look, we are not gonna…

Chandler: ) All right, hold on! If you win, we give up the birds.

Joey: Dah!!

Chandler: But if we win, we get your apartment.

Joey: Oooooh!

Monica: Deal!

–

Ross: What was Monica’s nickname when she was a field hockey goalie?

Joey: Big fat goalie.

Ross: Correct. Rachel claims this is her favourite movie…

Chandler: Dangerous Liaisons.

Ross: Correct. Her actual favourite movie is…

Joey: Weekend at Bernie’s.

Ross: Correct. In what part of her body did Monica get a pencil stuck at age 14?

Chandler: Oh!

Ross: Eww! No!! Her ear! All right, Monica categorizes her towels. How many categories are there?

Joey: Everyday use.

Chandler: Fancy.

Joey: Guest.

Chandler: Fancy guest.

Ross: Two seconds…

Joey: Uhh, 11!

Ross: 11, unbelievable 11 is correct.

Ross: Chandler was how old when he first touched a girl’s breast?

Rachel: 14?

Ross: No, 19.

Chandler: Thanks man.

Ross: Joey, had an imaginary childhood friend. His name was?

Monica: Maurice.

Ross: Correct, his profession was?

Rachel: Space cowboy!

Ross: Correct! What is Chandler Bing’s job?

Rachel: Oh gosh, it has something to do with numbers.

Monica: And processing.

Rachel: He carries a briefcase.

Ross: 10 seconds, you need this or you lose the game.

Monica: It’s umm, it has something to do with transponding.

Rachel: Oh-oh-oh, he’s a transponce—transpondster!

Monica: That’s not even a word! I can get this! I can get this!

Monica: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Rachel: Oh my God.

Chandler and Joey: YEAH!!! YES!!!

–

Rachel: Y’know what, you are mean boys, who are just being mean!

Joey: Hey, don’t get mad at us! No one forced you to raise the stakes!

Rachel: That is not true. She did! She forced me!

Monica: Hey, we would still be living here if hadn’t gotten the question wrong!

Rachel: Well it stupid, unfair question!

Ross: Don’t blame the questions!

Chandler: Would you all stop yelling in our apartment! You are ruining moving day for us!

Role Models – Funny Coffee Scene

Szalai Nóri — Thu, 17 Jun 2010 10:10:43 +0000

Server: Good morning! Can I take your orders?
Woman: Can I get a tall Chi?
Man: And a large black coffee?
Server: A what?
Man: Large black coffee.
Server: Do you mean a venti?
Man: No, I mean a large.
Server: Venti is large.
Man: No venti is twenty… yeah. Large is large. In fact tall is large and grande is Spanish for large. Venti is the only one that doesn’t mean large. It’s also the only one that’s italian. Congratulations you’re stupid in three languages.
Server: A venti is a large coffee.
Man: Really says who: Fellini?
Woman: How much is that? Here’s a ten.
Man: Do you accept lira or is it all euros now?
Woman: You know what? Just keep the change.

Frasier – Coffee Sizes SZÖVEGGEL

Szalai Nóri — Thu, 17 Jun 2010 09:44:07 +0000

Frasier: I’m hashing over an ethical dilemma, so I think I could use some black coffee.
Server: What size would you like?
Frasier: Uh, I’ve got a lot to ponder, so I think a large.
Server: I’m afraid we don’t have large, sir. We have piccolo, macho, mucho and mucho macho.
Frasier: I see. Uh, do you happen to know what size would correspond to a Nervosa grande?
Server: No. But our mucho is about the same as the semi-colossal over at Don’t Spill the Beans.
Frasier: Ah, ah, all right. I know that their colossal is comparable to a Nervosa grande, so the semi-colossal would be three quarters of a colossal, so the mucho and the semi-colossal would be equivalent… so I should have the mucho macho. But only fill it five-eighths.
Server: Yes sir. For fifty cents extra, we can pre-heat the vessel.
Frasier: No. Can we just move this along, please?
Server: I understand completely. Your zip-code, please? You don’t have to give your real zip if you don’t want to.
Frasier: Than what’s the point?
Server: It unlocks the cash register.
Frasier: Put in whatever code you wish. Here we are. Now, I’d just like a cup of coffee and a quiet place to drink it.
Server: Can do, sir. Okay, here’s your change, you’re number four, I’ll bring it to your bean bag.

The end of Friends-a szereplők búcsúja a show-tól

Szalai Nóri — Thu, 03 Jun 2010 10:33:06 +0000

Nézd meg a mai napig rendkívül népszerű sorozat, a Jóbarátok (Friends) utolsó epizódjának pillanatait kulisszatitkokkal, és a szereplők búcsúzásával!

2010 májusi szám – The world’s smallest house on the Ellen Show

Szalai Nóri — Mon, 26 Apr 2010 11:24:56 +0000

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