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		<title>My blackberry is not working!</title>
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					<description><![CDATA[Hihetetlenül vicces jelenet a a BBC The One Ronnie show-jából!
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	<span style="font-size:16px;"><span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;">&#8211; I bought something from you last week, and I&#8217;m very </span><strong style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;">disappointed</strong><span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;">.</span></span><br />
	<span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;">&#8211; Oh yeah? What&#8217;s the problem?</span><br />
	<span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;">&#8211; Yeah, well, my </span><strong style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;">blackberry</strong><span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;"> is not working.</span><br />
	<span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;">&#8211; What&#8217;s the matter, has it run out of juice?</span><br />
	<span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;">&#8211; No, no, it&#8217;s completely </span><strong style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;">frozen</strong><span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;">!</span><br />
	<span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;">&#8211; Oh, yeah, I can see that. I tell you what: let&#8217;s try it on orange.</span><br />
	<span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;">&#8211; That&#8217;s got a few black spots, you see&#8230;</span><br />
	<span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;">&#8211; Oh, dear, yes. Sorry about that.</span><br />
	<span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;">&#8211; Well, is there anything I can do to get my blackberry working?</span><br />
	<span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;">&#8211; Well, could be an </span><strong style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;">application issue</strong><span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;">. Where&#8217;d you </span><strong style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;">store</strong><span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;"> that Blackberry?</span><br />
	<span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;">&#8211; Well, it was on my </span><strong style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;">desktop</strong><span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;">.</span><br />
	<span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;">&#8211; Well, you could try using a mouse </span><strong style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;">to drag</strong><span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;"> the blackberry to the </span><strong style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;">trash</strong><span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;">. Then after you&#8217;ve done that, you might wanna </span><strong style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;">launch</strong><span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;"> the blackberry from the desktop.</span><br />
	<span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;">&#8211; Well, I&#8217;ve already tried that a few times. I mean, all it did was </span><strong style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;">mess up</strong><span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;"> windows.</span><br />
	<span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;">&#8211; Well, it might be worth waiting a couple of weeks. They&#8217;ve got the latest blackberries coming in then.</span><br />
	<span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;">&#8211; Well, could you give me a </span><strong style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;">date</strong><span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;">?</span><br />
	<span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;">&#8211; Certainly.</span><br />
	<span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;">&#8211; Let me put that date in my diary.</span><br />
	<span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;">&#8211; Anything else I can help you with?</span><br />
	<span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;">&#8211; Yes, yes. I&#8217;ve also got a problem, to be honest, with my apple.</span><br />
	<span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;">&#8211; Oh, dear, oh, dear. That is an old apple, isn&#8217;t it?</span><br />
	<span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;">&#8211; Yeah.</span><br />
	<span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;">&#8211; When&#8217;d you buy that?</span><br />
	<span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;">&#8211; Last week.</span><br />
	<span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;">&#8211; Last week? They&#8217;ve </span><strong style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;">brought out</strong><span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;"> two new apples since then! What&#8217;s the problem with it?</span><br />
	<span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;">&#8211; Well, I tried to put my </span><strong style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;">dongle</strong><span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;"> in it&#8230;and it won&#8217;t fit.</span><br />
	<span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;">&#8211; Oh, yeah. And how big&#8217;s your dongle?</span><br />
	<span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;">&#8211; Well, I don&#8217;t know much about these things, but my wife&#8217;s seen a few dongles in her time&#8230;and she says a little bit on the small side.</span><br />
	<span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;">&#8211; Well, I&#8217;m afraid there&#8217;s not a lot I can do about that. Tell you what: let me try </span><strong style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;">booting</strong><span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;"> it. Now it&#8217;s crashed. Anything else I can help you with?</span><br />
	<span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;">&#8211; Well, funnily enough, yes. My grandson&#8217;s birthday&#8217;s soon.</span><br />
	<span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;">&#8211; Oh, yeah.</span><br />
	<span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;">&#8211; Now, he&#8217;s already got an apple and a blackberry. I mean, have you got anything else that he might just like?</span><br />
	<span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;">&#8211; Well, we&#8217;re doing a special offer on these. I mean, I can&#8217;t make </span><strong style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;">head or tail</strong><span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;"> of them, but the kids seem to like them.</span><br />
	<span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;">&#8211; Oh yeah?</span><br />
	<span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;">&#8211;&nbsp;</span><strong style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;">Eggs box</strong><span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;">, £3.60.</span></p>
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	<span style="font-size:16px;"><span style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif;"><strong>disappointed </strong>&#8211;<strong>&nbsp;</strong>csalódott<br />
	<strong>blackberry </strong>&#8211;<strong>&nbsp;</strong>feketeszeder, itt: Blackberry okostelefon<br />
	<strong>frozen</strong>&nbsp;&#8211; meg van fagyva, itt: lefagyott<br />
	<strong>application</strong>&nbsp;&#8211; alkalmazás<br />
	<strong>issue</strong> &#8211; probléma<br />
	<strong>to store</strong> &#8211; tárol<br />
	<strong>desktop</strong>&nbsp;&#8211; íróasztal, számítógép: desktop, asztal (számítógépen)<br />
	<strong>to drag</strong> &#8211; húz<br />
	<strong>trash</strong>&nbsp;&#8211; szemét, itt: lomtár (számítógépen)<br />
	<strong>to launch</strong>&nbsp;&#8211; kidob, hajít,&nbsp; itt: elindít (egy programot számítógépen)<br />
	<strong>to mess up</strong>&nbsp;&#8211; összekoszol, rendetlenséget csinál, itt: összezavar<br />
	<strong>date</strong>&nbsp;&#8211; dátum, datolya (itt: datolya)<br />
	<strong>to bring out</strong>&nbsp;&#8211; kihoz, előhoz<br />
	<strong>dongle</strong> &nbsp;&#8211; Olyan speciális eszköz, amelynek feladata a számítógépen futó alkalmazások működésének korlátozása másolásvédelmi vagy licencelési célokból, itt: férfi nemiszerv vicces, szleng elnevezése<br />
	<strong>to boot </strong>&#8211;<strong>&nbsp;</strong>“bootol’-ni, betölteni a rendszert<br />
	<strong>can’t make head or tail</strong>&nbsp;&#8211; fogalma sincs valamiről, nem ért valamit<br />
	<strong>eggs box</strong>&nbsp;&#8211; tojástartó doboz (itt: XBox 360)</span></span></p>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Szalai Nóri]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Jun 2011 12:30:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Jun 2011 18:57:45 +0000</pubDate>
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