Looking into the age-old legislation of London, we’ve uncovered many strange acts and clauses, some which still stand now and some, which sadly, are just rumours.

Some of these rules and laws are so bizarre, you’ve probably been breaking them without even knowing it (especially if you like touching pelicans).

Anyway, apparently it’s a big no-no to:

1. Wear a suit of armour in Parliament

Despite the fact that we’d quite like to see MPs sporting one, it’s been illegal for them to enter Parliament in a suit of armour since the 1313 statute Forbidding Bearing of Armour. This has never been repealed.

2. Beat a rug

You can’t beat a carpet, rug or mat in the Metropolitan Police District, says Section 60 of the Metropolitan Police Act of 1839. Though it’s OK to shake a doormat, as long as you get in there before 8 a.m.

3. Take a cab if you’ve got the plague

Don’t even think about flagging down a London cab if you’ve got the plague. We’ve got sections 33 and 34 of Public Health (Control Of Disease) Act 1984, Chapter 22 to thank for this one. The rule also applies to passengers with leprosy, rabies, food poisoning, even whooping cough — in fact, “any notifiable diseases” — which are those you have to report to Public Health England so they can prevent a possible epidemic.

Although it’s actually alright as long as the cab driver agrees and disinfects the cab immediately afterwards.

4. Jump a queue in a tube station

Here’s the most British one. We’ve all seen a bit of this going on, but it’s actually prohibited according to TfL by-laws — as long as there’s a sign of member of staff telling you not to (in this day and age no wonder so many people get away with it).

5. Slide on ice

You’re not allowed to slide on ice or snow. Well, not “in any street or other thoroughfare, to the common danger of the passengers” anyway. As far as we know, this only applies to London — so go wild in the rest of the UK. The law was passed as part of Section 54 of the Metropolitan Police Act Of 1839, which seems to have been a prime year for fun-sucking as they also outlawed carrying a plank (or any building materials) along a pavement.

6. Touch a pelican

Pelican-touching is “expressly forbidden” should you happen to find one in a London park, according to the Royal Parks And Other Open Spaces Regulations 1997. You can pet one if “prior permission is obtained”. Presumably from the park, not the pelican.

7. Dress as a Chelsea Pensioner

The myth goes that you can’t don the distinctive red coat and black cap of the retired soldiers/national treasures since 1692. It’s not actually illegal though; we called them and checked — they said you could probably do it with their permission if you really wanted. We presume impersonating any other pensioner is absolutely fine.

8. Mate with the Queen’s corgis

Apparently you’re forbidden to allow your pet to mate with one of the Queen’s corgis (though we can’t find any official details of it being passed). Presumably, this is to avoid any unwanted mongrel offspring.

9. Fly a kite

Section 54 of our old friend Metropolitan Police Act Of 1839 states that kite flying in a public place is punishable by a fine of up to £200 if it causes “annoyance to other people”. Mr Banks and the kids in Mary Poppins seem to have been completely unaware of this one.

10. Kill a swan

Though the Queen doesn’t own all the breeds of swan in England, she does have first say on all mute swans (which she co-owns along with the worshipful companies of Vintners and the Dyers). She’s even allowed to eat them, as long as she and her diners are guests of St John’s College, Cambridge. As mute swans are a protected species under the Wildlife and Countryside Act of 1981 and killing them is punishable with a £5,000 fine, we’re not quite sure how this one works out. But she’s obviously got a bit of money if she does need to pay up.

source: londonist.com

In the text there is a reference to Mary Poppins. How well do you know the story? Can you answer a few simple questions?

1. How many Banks children are there?

2. What does Mr Banks do?

3. Where does the Bank family live?

4. Who is Bert?

5. What does Admiral Boom’s house look like?

Key

1. There are five Banks children: Jane (the eldest), Michael, John, Barbara and Annabel.

2. He works at the Dawes, Tomes, Mousely, Grubbs Fidelity Fiduciary Bank in the City of London.

3. They live at No. 17 Cherry Tree Lane in London.

4. Bert is Mary Poppins’s best friend. When the weather is fine, he draws lifelike pictures on the pavement with chalk,  but when it rains he instead sells matches and is thus known as the Matchman.

5. It’s a house shaped like a ship.

Christmas Pickle

It’s an old tradition where a pickle ornament is hidden on the Christmas tree. The first person to find the pickle among all the other ornaments is said to receive an extra present at Christmas. The tradition has stories originating from Spain and Germany, but either way it seems like a fun and not to mention weird tradition!

Skating to Mass

From December 16th to December 24th, there’s a very unique tradition that takes place in Caracas, Venezuela. The busy city streets of Caracas are closed off before 8 AM to any motor traffic. This allows the streets to be open to traffic on 4-wheelers! It has been customary in Venezuela to attend Misa de Aguinaldo (Early Morning Mass) and by closing traffic off to bulky cars and buses, everyone can skate to mass on time.

Webs?

Here’s an odd item you wouldn’t automatically associate with Christmas.

On a Ukrainian Christmas tree the site of a spider or web is not unusual. The folk tale that goes with the tradition says a poor family woke up on Christmas morning to find their once bare tree decorated with spider webs that shined silver and gold in the morning sun.

Crackers

Christmas crackers or bon-bons are a fun item to celebrate with in the United Kingdom and Commonwealth countries. The cracker is a cardboard tube wrapped in holiday wrapping twisted at the ends. The fun part starts when you hold on to one side of the twisted end, another person holds the other, and you pull! With a BANG, the cracker will split unevenly, and the luckier individual will be holding the longer end of the cracker — which holds a special prize.

Crackers are also a part of New Year’s celebration in some places. Wouldn’t it be just fun if crackers were a part of every holiday?

Fried Chicken

Make reservation for your Christmas Chicken today! Those residing in Japan have already begun the process of pre-ordering their fried chicken for Christmas.

Unlike the traditional ham or turkey Americans are used to seeing during the holidays, many in Japan celebrate by eating fried chicken. While less than 1 percent of the Japanese population is estimated to be Christian, by the power of marketing and advertising it has become common practice to eat KFC during Christmas. The meal is also accompanied by a delicious Christmas cake for dessert. Let the feasting begin!

Christmas Witch

In Italy, children will go to bed waiting for a magical being to bring presents, and it doesn’t mean Santa Claus.

In Italian folklore, an old witch delivers gifts and candy to children on Epiphany Eve (January 5th). Santa’s competitor, La Befana, is usually portrayed as an old lady riding a broomstick, usually covered in soot as she enters homes through chimneys. Very similar to the tradition of leaving cookies and milk for Santa, children will leave wine and food out for the Befana.

Brooms

Going along with the Christmas Witch story, here’s one about brooms. There’s a superstition in Norway that advises households to hide their brooms on Christmas Eve. It is believed that witches and evil spirits will rise from the graves and use the brooms to fly through the sky and create chaos until dawn. Doesn’t this sound very much like Halloween?

SantaCon

If there’s a reason to celebrate, you are sure to find all sorts of gatherings! Around this time of the year, there’s a huge Santa gathering in New York City. To celebrate the holiday season, New Yorkers get together dressed up head-to-toe as Christmas characters. The city is filled with reds and greens, as Santas and Elves spread holiday cheer during SantaCon.

Radish Carvings

Radish figures line the central plaza of Oaxaca on December 23rd and 24th. Nativity scenes, conquistadors, dancers, historical and mythological events are sculpted from radishes by Mexican artisans and add to the color holiday celebration. El Festival de los Rabanos (The Festival of Radishes) is a one-of-a-kind festival that features dance, food and delicately carved radishes.

The Pooper

Out of all the wacky traditions, this one is probably the weirdest and funniest.

In the principality of Catalonia, it has become customary to decorate the traditional nativity scene with an extra something, or rather someone. This extra character is known as El Caganer, also known as “the pooper.” The name “El Caganer” literally means “the crapper” or “the shitter“. The figurine is traditionally depicted as a peasant or a shepherd, wearing the traditional Catalan red cap (the “barretina”) and with his trousers down, showing a bare backside, and defecating, but contemporary figures range in all different personalities.

Do you have an interesting family holiday tradition? Why not try one of these wacky traditions or start a new one.

Happy Holidays!

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Can you match the place with the tradition?

Key:

1. g.

2. j.

3. a.

4. b.

5. i.

6. c.

7. h.

8. d.

9. f.

10. e.