Advent Calendar Day 6: Santa on the Loo

Advent Calendar Day 6: Santa on the Loo

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Ahová a király is gyalog jár, oda még a Mikulásnak is mennie kell. :-) De mi van, ha éppen ajándékosztás közben jön rá a szükség? A videóból kiderül.

(stomach growling loudly)

- Phew.

- Father Christmas?

- Oh, uh, hi. I didn’t mean to wake you. Was just trying to find the loo.

- It wasn’t you. It’s that stench.

- I’m sorry deary. Just go back to sleep.

- I was dreaming of sugar plums then along came the ghost of Christmas ass.

- Listen, just give me a second, okay and I’ll wrap this thing right up.

- What is that smell?

- Oh, jeez not again...

- Holy Saint Nicholas!

- Please, girls, go back to bed.

- He is dropping yule logs down his chimney.

- Come on now, a little privacy would be great. I’ve been holding this thing since Dubai.

- The whole house smells like a gingerbread manslaughter.

- I’m sorry it’s the milk and cookies, okay, every year destroys me.

- Well, now that you are here dumping lumps of coal in our toilet, what did you get me for Christmas?

(toot)

- Gross!

- I don’t make a meal of it, okay. It’s not that bad.

- Look, what I’ve found.

- Jesus, there’s another one? Whoa! Put that back!

- I was looking around for that horrible stench and I’ve found this under the tree.

- That’s not for you.

- Look. iPhones! Hundreds of them! All for us!

- As soon as I’m done here, I’m gonna get those gifts back and you’re all going on the naughty list.

- Oh, yeah. Then I’m going to put you on Instagram. #Busted.

- Do you know who I am? Do you have any idea?

- Put it in the cloud with his stinky farts.

- You can’t blackmail Santa!

- Look, Kringle!

- You never should have pinched off a hot slice of fruitcake without using Poo-Pourri.

- Poo-Pourri?

- Poo-Pourri? The gift that stops stinking! Since we are exchanging gifts, here is one for you. Next time spritz the bowl before you go and and noone else will ever know.

- So, you can keep sneaking without wreaking!

- And your dingleberries will smell like jingleberries.

- Anything else?

- Yeah, Santa, hurry up, I really need to take a sh...

- Jingle Bells, your poo smells before you drop a bomb. Click right here to save your rear at PotPourri.com!

(stomach growling)

Poo-Pourri is a company that devises and sells fragrant sprays for toilets. These are made of essential oils and other natural compounds, which coat the surface of the water and, the manufacturer claims, hold in bad odours. Poo-Pourri is best known for its viral YouTube advertisement, Girls Don't Poop.

Santa Claus facts:

1. Santa Claus also has some other names: Saint Nicholas, St. Nick, Kris Kringle, Pelznickel. Two of his names -- Santa Claus and Saint Nicholas -- both come from the Dutch who settled in New York long ago.

2. The man behind the story of Father Christmas/Santa Claus was St. Nicholas, a Bishop who lived in the fourth century in a place called Myra in Asia Minor (now Turkey).

3. Santa Claus's sleigh is led by eight reindeer: Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Dunder (variously spelled Donder and Donner) and Blixem (variously spelled Blixen and Blitzen), with Rudolph being a 20th-century inclusion.

4. What’s Santa’s address? It’s Santa Claus, North Pole.

5. The USPS has a program called Letters to Santa, which guarantees children a response from the North Pole, but no presents. Parents mail their children's letters to the “North Pole Postmark Postmaster,” along with Santa's response and a self-addressed, stamped envelope.

Vocabulary

stomach growling

hangos bélhangok

Father Christmas

Mikulás

to wake

felébreszteni

loo

vécé

stench

bűz

to go back to sleep

visszamenni aludni

sugar-plum

cukorka

ghost

szellem

ass

fenék

to wrap sg up

befejezni valamit

holy

szent

smell

szag, bűz

yule log

karácsonyi rönk

chimney

kémény

to hold

visszatartani

gingerbread

mézeskalács

manslaughter

emberölés

to destroy

tönkretenni

to dump

ejteni, potyogtatni

lump of coal

széndarab

gross

undorító

the naughty list

a Mikulás nyilvántartása a rossz gyerekekről

busted

leleplezve

stinky

büdös

fart

szellentés

to blackmail

zsarolni

Kris Kringle

Mikulás

to pinch off

elcsenni

stinking

bűzlés

to spritz

spriccelni

bowl

WC-csésze

to sneak

settenkedni, lopakodni

to wreak

kárt okozni

dingleberry

fenékre száradt széklet

to take a shit

kakilni

rear

fenék

to devise

kifejleszteni, kitalálni

fragrant

illatos

compound

vegyület

to coat

bevonni

surface

felület

to hold in

benntartani

odour

szag

to poop

kakilni

Dutch

holland

bishop

püspök

sleigh

szánkó

reindeer

rénszarvas

inclusion

hozzátétel

response

válasz

self-addressed

előre megcímzett

stamped

felbélyegzett

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