Friends – Chandler and Joey vs Janice

Friends – Chandler and Joey vs Janice

Monica: Joey let me ask you a question. What does this light switch do?

Joey: Ohh, Nothing.

Monica: Didn’t it drive you crazy to have a switch and not know what it did?

Joey: I know what it did! Nothing.

Monica: They wouldn’t have put it there if it didn’t do something! How can you not care?

Joey: Like this.

Rachel: Well, here’s another question for ya. Uhh, do you know what that silver knob on the toilet does?

Joey: Sure! It flushes it.

Rachel: Okay, good. Now that since you know, when you come over would you mind actually using it?

Chandler: Hello!

Joey: Hey! Ah!!

Rachel: Guess who we ran into today?!

Monica: Janice?!

Chandler: Isn’t this amazing?

Monica: How have you been?

Janice: Oh well, I’m divorced.

Phoebe: Ohhh, wow.

Janice: Yeah, I’m riding the alimony pony.

Joey: And there it is.

Janice: I just came up to say, “Hi!” Hi! And you, sweetie, I’ll see you tonight.

Chandler: Okay. Bye.

Janice: Bye.

Chandler: Bye.

Janice: Bye.

Chandler: Bye.

Janice: Bye.

Chandler: B-bye!

Janice: Bye-bye.

Chandler: Bye. I can’t stand the woman!

Phoebe: What?! I thought you were crazy about her!

Chandler: Yeah, I know, but all of those little annoying things she did before we fell in love? Like her voice, her laugh, her personality—Well, they’re all back! Y’know? And she’s picked up like nine new ones!

Joey: So what are you doing bringing her here?! There’s people here!

Chandler: Don’t worry about it. I’m taking care of it tonight.

Rachel: You are not. You have never been able to break up with her.

Chandler: Well, I don’t have to break up with her this time. We’re not involved! I’m going to do a pre-emptive strike! I’m going to end it with her before it starts. My ass is like frozen!

Joey: Yeah, try sticking it in the freezer for 20 minutes. I’m tellin’ ya!

Watch the scene once again and fill in the gaps, please.

Monica: Joey let me ask you a 1. ________. What does this light switch do?

Joey: Ohh, Nothing.

Monica: Didn’t it drive you crazy to have a switch and not know 2. __________?

Joey: I know what it did! Nothing.

Monica: They wouldn’t have put it there if it didn’t do something! How can you 3. _______?

Joey: Like this.

Rachel: Well, here’s another question for ya. Uhh, do you know what that silver knob on the toilet does?

Joey: Sure! It 4. ________.

Rachel: Okay, good. Now that 5. _________, when you come over would you mind actually using it?

Chandler: Hello!

Joey: Hey! Ah!!

Rachel: Guess who we 6. ________ today?!

Monica: Janice?!

Chandler: Isn’t this amazing?

Monica: How have you been?

Janice: Oh well, I’m divorced.

Phoebe: Ohhh, wow.

Janice: Yeah, I’m riding the alimony pony.

Joey: And 7. ____________.

Janice: I just came up to say, “Hi!” Hi! And you, sweetie, I’ll see you tonight.

Chandler: Okay. Bye.

Janice: Bye.

Chandler: Bye.

Janice: Bye.

Chandler: Bye.

Janice: Bye.

Chandler: B-bye!

Janice: Bye-bye.

Chandler: Bye. I can’t stand the woman!

Phoebe: What?! I thought you were crazy about her!

Chandler: Yeah, I know, but all of those little annoying things she did before we 8. __________? Like her voice, her laugh, her personality—Well, they’re all back! Y’know? And she’s picked up like nine new ones!

Joey: So what are you doing bringing her here?! There’s people here!

Chandler: Don’t worry about it. I’m 9. __________ tonight.

Rachel: You are not. You have never been able to break up with her.

Chandler: Well, I don’t have to break up with her this time. We’re not 10. __________! I’m going to do a pre-emptivestrike! I’m going to end it with her before it starts. My ass is like frozen!

Joey: Yeah, try sticking it in the freezer for 20 minutes. I’m tellin’ ya!

Key:

1.    question

2.    what it did

3.    not care

4.    flushes it

5.    since you know

6.    ran into

7.    there it is

8.    fell in love

9.    taking care of it

10.  involved