Friends – Ross and Janice
Monica: I’m telling you, something’s wrong! My brother does not stay out all night.
Joey: Maybe we should check the trash chute.
Rachel: Ross couldn’t fit down the trash chute.
Joey: That’s right, he almost could. Which is exactly how I got stuck there.
Rachel: There he is!
Monica: Oh my God! Where the hell have you been?!!
Ross: Just, y’know out.
Rachel: Ohh, out, oh God, I don’t know why we didn’t think to check there!
Phoebe: What were you doing?
Ross: I uh, went to a bar. And then I just uh, just walked around for a while.
Rachel: You walked around all night in the city by yourself?
Joey: He hooked up! He hooked up with someone.
Ross: Look, I don’t have to answer your questions! Okay? I’m a big boy, I can do whatever I want!
Joey: He hooked up!! Tell us about her!
Janice: Ross you left you scarf in…Hey you guys.
Janice: Uh-oh-okay. Uh-oh-okay. I know what you all are thinking. But Chandler is in Yemen! I’m a young woman! I have needs! I can’t wait forever!
Rachel: Yeah! No that’s what I was thinking.
Janice: So I’m asking you please, take a moment before you judge me.
Phoebe: Oh, nobody’s judging you.
Janice: Oh! Okay! You, Mister Right Place at the Right Time, call me!
Ross: Okay, look, I-I know what you guys are going to say…
Phoebe: You two will have very hairy children.
Ross: Okay, I didn’t know you would say that.
Rachel: Ross! Janice?!
Joey: All right, hold on! Hold on. Hold on. This is Ross, okay? He’s our friend. He obviously went crazy. He obviously lost his mind.
Ross: Look, I didn’t lose my mind! Okay, Janice and I have a lot in common! We’ve-we’ve both been divorced. We-we both have kids.
Phoebe: So are you actually gonna see her again?
Joey: Phoebe! Don’t put ideas in his head!
Ross: I am gonna see her again.
Joey: Damn it Phoebe!!