ROSS: Ok, let’s do laundry.
RACH: That was amazing. I can’t even send back soup.
ROSS: Well, that’s because you’re such a sweet, gentle, uh…Do you, uh, do you…Oh, hey, uh you must need detergent.
[Ross pulls out a huge box of laundry detergent.]
RACH: What’s that?
ROSS: Uberveiss. It’s new, it’s German, it’s extra-tough.
[Rachel starts to load her clothes.]
ROSS: Rach, do you uh, are you gonna separate those?
RACH: Oh god. Oh, am I being like a total laundry spaz? I mean, am I supposed to use like one machine for shirts and another machine for pants?
ROSS: Rach, have you never done this before?
RACH: Well, not myself, but I know other people that have. Ok, you caught me. I’m a laundry virgin.
ROSS: Uh, well, don’t worry, I’ll use the gentle cycle. Ok, um, basically you wanna use one machine for all your whites, a whole another machine for colors, and a third for your uh, your uh, delicates, and that would be your bras and your under-panty things.
RACH: [holds a pair of panties in front of Ross] Ok, Well, what about these are white cotton panties. Would they go with whites or delicates?
ROSS: [visibly nervous] Uh, that, that, that would be a judgment call.
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