Friends: The German Laundry Detergent

ROSS: Ok, let’s do laundry.

RACH: That was amazing. I can’t even send back soup.

ROSS: Well, that’s because you’re such a sweet, gentle, uh…Do you, uh, do you…Oh, hey, uh you must need detergent.

[Ross pulls out a huge box of laundry detergent.]

RACH: What’s that?

ROSS: Uberveiss. It’s new, it’s German, it’s extra-tough.

[Rachel starts to load her clothes.]

ROSS: Rach, do you uh, are you gonna separate those?

RACH: Oh god. Oh, am I being like a total laundry spaz? I mean, am I supposed to use like one machine for shirts and another machine for pants?

ROSS: Rach, have you never done this before?

RACH: Well, not myself, but I know other people that have. Ok, you caught me. I’m a laundry virgin.

ROSS: Uh, well, don’t worry, I’ll use the gentle cycle. Ok, um, basically you wanna use one machine for all your whites, a whole another machine for colors, and a third for your uh, your uh, delicates, and that would be your bras and your under-panty things.

RACH: [holds a pair of panties in front of Ross] Ok, Well, what about these are white cotton panties. Would they go with whites or delicates?

ROSS: [visibly nervous] Uh, that, that, that would be a judgment call.

laundry	washing machine	spin dryer/ tumble dryer	dryer
szennyes	mosógép	centrifuga	szárítógép
detergent	fabric softener	bleach	stain remover
mosószer	öblítő	hipó	folteltávolító