Little Britain Sketch – Matt Lucas, David Walliams and Robbie Williams
Voice Over – Transvestitism (Transvestites) in Britain is now more prevalent than ever with nearly fifty percent of the population dressed as women.
Florence – Oh Emily it was such a wonderful idea of yours to open up this ladies shop.
Emily – Why thank you Florence my dear, yes – I think it’s very important that ladies like us – We are ladies aren’t we ?
Florence – Oh yes Emily we are certainly two of them.
Emily – Yes I think it’s important that ladies like us have somewhere we can go, where we can buy our ladies things. Our little lace handkerchiefs, our parasols our general ladies……shit.
Florence – Oh Emily… a customer!
RW – High fellas!
Emily – Hello, yes we are ladies.
Florence – Welcome to our ladies shop.
RW – This used to be Burtons right? (Burtons is a mens cloths shop in UK)
Emily – Oh yes that’s right.
RW – I used to get all my clothes from here. But it’s alright, there’s a Mr Byrights on the corner, I’ll just go there.
Emily – Oh no, no, no, I’m sure we can find something for you. We’ve got a shy one!
Emily – Come on, let’s get these trousers off.!
RW – No!
Florence – Oh, can I give you a hand Emily?
Emily – Oh no thank you my dear I’m fine.
RW – Not my thong!
Emily – Let’s get these knickers on you dear.
Emily – Florence, may I present to you a new lady friend of mine. Miss Roberta Williams.
Florence – Ooh! Somebody’s going to be breaking a few men’s hearts!
RW- Really?!
Emily – Yes, you’ll be quite the ‘Bell of the Ball’.
RW – It’s funny. I do actually feel comfortable dressed like this. It’s like I feel myself or the very first time.
RW- Yes indeed ladies I could get quite used to this. Thank you very much. Aurevoir !
RW – You hoo!! I’m a lady.
Emily – Bloody Poof!
