Mike And Molly – Victoria’s Secret

Mike And Molly – Victoria’s Secret

I have always wanted to go on one of Mike’s guy trips, if only to observe, you know? What do they talk about? What do they eat?

Do they sleep alone? Or all together in a pile, like kittens?

Oh I hope that’s true.
Well, I’m just happy you and Mom are coming along. You know, I’ve been dreading this weekend.
Why? I don’t know. Carl and I are kind of at a weird place in our relationship right now.
– What do you mean? Like, “where is this going” weird? Or “don’t tell your sister because it might haunt her dreams” weird?

The first one.
Okay. Good. ‘Cause that image of Carl in nothing but a Zorro mask still kind of keeps me up at night.
The thing is I like Carl. A lot. He is so kind and attentive and just crazy about me.
So, what’s what’s the problem?

I kind of had a quickie with my ex-boyfriend.
What do you mean “kind of”?

 Kind of definitely.
Kind of how could you do that?

 I don’t know, it just happened. I got a text saying he found my sunglasses. But it wasn’t so much a text as a picture of my sunglasses on his penis. And when I went to go get them, they were still there.
Okay, you said you weren’t gonna haunt my dreams!

– I’m sorry! I’m so sorry

– No, you’re not! I don’t think you

-Hey.
– Hey.
Hey What’s going on?

Nothing. Why would anything be going on?

Well, because I asked you to pack the cooler.
Yeah, well, all right, here you go. Take it away.
I know what’s happening here. I knew it. Healthy snacks.  Where’s my beef jerky? What’d I tell you, Carl? Turn your back for a second, they start playing Hide the Jerky on you.
Mm-hmm. You little devil. What other mischief you been up to?

– Well, to be honest

Hey! What is with the third degree, Carl? Can’t you see she that feels guilty enough about the jerky? Can’t you see that? This is why they don’t invite girls!