Gilmore Girls – Rory and Lorelai at Luke’s – first episode
RORY: Hey. It’s freezing.
LORELAI: Oh, what do you need? Hot tea, coffee?
RORY: Lip gloss.
LORELAI: I have vanilla, chocolate, strawberry, and toasted marshmallow.
RORY: Anything in there not resembling a breakfast cereal?
LORELAI: It has no smell but it changes colours with your mood.
RORY: God, RuPaul doesn’t need this much makeup.
LORELAI: Wow, you’re crabby.
RORY: I’m sorry. I lost my Macy Gray CD and I need caffeine.
LORELAI: Ooh, I have your CD.
LORELAI: Sorry, and I will get you some coffee.
LORELAI: What? It’s not for me. It’s for Rory, I swear.
LUKE: You’re shameless.
LORELAI: Look, Officer Krupke. She’s right at that table, right over there.
LORELAI: Ah. He’s got quite a pair, this guy. Thanks.
JOEY: Yeah, I’ve never been through here before.
LORELAI: Oh, you have, too.
JOEY: Oh, hi.
LORELAI: Oh, hi. You really like my table, don’t you?
JOEY: I was just, uh. . .
LORELAI: Getting to know my daughter.
JOEY: Your. . .
RORY: Are you my new daddy?
JOEY: Wow. You do not look old enough to have a daughter. No, I mean it. And you do not look like a daughter.
LORELAI: That’s possibly very sweet of you. Thanks.
JOEY: So. . .daughter. You know, I am travelling with a friend.
LORELAI: She’s sixteen.
LORELAI: Drive safe.