Karácsonyi viccek :)

Karácsonyi viccek :)

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"Mit kapunk, ha egy iPadet keresztezünk egy karácsonyfával?"

I. Match the jokes with the punchlines.

1. What do you get if you cross an iPad with a Christmas tree?

a) Silent Night.

2. What do monkeys sing at Christmas?

b) Every year.

3. What is a mom’s favourite Christmas carol?

c) A pineapple!

4. How do you make opening your Christmas presents last longer?

d) He got 12 months.

5. When does New Year’s day come before Christmas Day?

e) Jungle bells, jungle bells…

6. What happened to the man who shoplifted a calendar at Christmas?

f) You open them with boxing gloves on.

II. Fill in the gaps with the missing words.

a) decided

c) prefer

e) while

g) been

b) especially

d) mother

f) idea

h) most


It was coming up to Christmas and Sammy asked his mum if he could have a new bike. So, she told him that the best 1 ……………….. would be to write to Santa Claus. But Sam, having just played a vital role in the school nativity play, said he would 2 ……………….. to write to the baby Jesus. So his mum told him that would be fine.
Sam went to his room and wrote ' Dear Jesus, I have 3 ……………….. a very good boy and would like to have a bike for Christmas.' But he wasn't very happy when he read it over. So he 4 ……………….. to try again and this time he wrote 'Dear Jesus, I'm a good boy 5 ……………….. of the time and would like a bike for Christmas.' He read it back and wasn't happy with that one either. He tried a third version. 'Dear Jesus, I could be a good boy if I tried hard and 6 ……………….. if I had a new bike.' He read that one too, but he still wasn't satisfied.
So, he decided to go out for a walk 7 ……………….. he thought about a better approach. After a short time he passed a house with a small statue of the Virgin Mary in the front garden. He crept in, stuffed the statue under his coat, hurried home and hid it under the bed. Then he wrote this letter. 'Dear Jesus, If you want to see your 8 ……………….. again, you'd better send me a new bike.'

I. 1-c 2-e 3-a 4-f 5-b 6-d

II. 1-f 2-c 3-g 4-a 5-h 6-b 7-e 8-d

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