School jokes
Match the first line of the joke with the punchline.
1. Why did the student throw his watch out of the school window? | a) Because she couldn’t control her pupils. |
2. What is Grammar? | b) Son: Not enough, I have to go back again tomorrow. |
3. Why did the cross-eyed teacher lose her job? | c) Because they’re all in high school. |
4. What did one math book say to the other? | d) Spelling. |
5. Mom: What did you learn in school? | e) The going bit is fine, as is the coming home bit too, but I’m not too keeen on the time in-between. |
6. Why did the teacher write the lesson on the windows? | f) Lots of blood tests! |
7. Why don’t you see giraffes in elementary school? | g) He wanted to see time fly. |
8. Father: How do you like going to school? | h) He wanted the lesson to be very clear! |
9. What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire? | i) Don’t bother me, I’ve got my own problems! |
10. What school subject is a witch good at? | j) The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit. |
answers: 1-g 2-j 3-a 4-i 5-b 6-h 7-c 8-e 9-f 10-d
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