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School jokes

Match the first line of the joke with the punchline.

1. Why did the student throw his watch out of the school window?

a) Because she couldn’t control her pupils.

2. What is Grammar?

b) Son: Not enough, I have to go back again tomorrow.

3. Why did the cross-eyed teacher lose her job?

c) Because they’re all in high school.

4. What did one math book say to the other?

d) Spelling.

5. Mom: What did you learn in school?

e) The going bit is fine, as is the coming home bit too, but I’m not too keeen on the time in-between.

6. Why did the teacher write the lesson on the windows?

f) Lots of blood tests!

7. Why don’t you see giraffes in elementary school?

g) He wanted to see time fly.

8. Father: How do you like going to school?

h) He wanted the lesson to be very clear!

9. What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

i) Don’t bother me, I’ve got my own problems!

10. What school subject is a witch good at?

j) The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit.

answers: 1-g 2-j 3-a 4-i 5-b 6-h 7-c 8-e 9-f 10-d

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