The old man and the alligator – Viccelődjünk:)


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Put the paragraphs in the right order to finish the joke.

The old man and the alligator

An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back.

A. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, ‘we’re not coming out until you leave!

B. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.

C. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some orange and lime trees.

D. The old man frowned, ‘I didn’t come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.’ Holding the bucket up, he said, ‘I’m here to feed the alligator.’

E. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn’t been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.


elderly – idős
pond – kacsaúsztató, tavacska
to be aware of something – tudatában lenni valaminek
presence – jelenlét
a bunch of – egy csapat, egy kupac, egy jó csomó
to skinny-dip – meztelenül fürdeni
to fix something up – kicsinosítani
horseshoe court – pálya lópatkó célbadobáshoz
to frown – összevonja a szemöldökét
bucket – vödör
to decide to do something  úgy dönteni,elhatározni, hogy valamit csinál
for a while – egy ideje, egy időre
to grab – megfog, megragad, elkap

answers: C, E, B, A, D


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