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Complete the jokes with the words in the table for a good laugh. 

a) queen

e) leaves

i) Thanksgiving Day

b) coach

f) another

j) couple

c) cloud

g) sign up

k) raindrop

d) fix

h) naked

l) autumn

 

Q: What did one autumn leaf say to 1 ………………?
A: I’m falling for you.


Q: How do you 2 ……………… a broken pumpkin?
A: With a pumpkin patch.


Q: What did one 3 ……………… say to the other?
A: Two’s company, three’s a cloud.


Q: What is a 4 ………………’s favourite kind of precipitation?
A: Reign!


Q: What does a 5 ……………… wear under his raincoat?
A: Thunderwear!


Art Gallery

A 6 ……………… goes to an art gallery. They find a picture of a 7 ……………… woman with only her privates covered with 8 ………………. The wife doesn’t like it and moves on but the husband keeps looking. The wife asks: "What are you waiting for?" The husband replies: "9 ………………."



The football-playing turkey

The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large turkey came strutting onto the field. While the players gazed in amazement, the turkey walked up to the head 10 ……………… and demanded a try-out. Everyone stared in silence as the turkey caught pass after pass and ran right through the defensive line. When the turkey returned to the sidelines, the coach shouted, "You’re terrific!!! 11 ……………… for the season, and I’ll see to it that you get a huge bonus."

"Forget the bonus," the turkey said, "All I want to know is, does the season go past 12 ………………?"



answers: 1-f 2-d 3-k 4-a 5-c 6-j 7-h 8-e 9-l 10-b 11-g 12-i

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