Gilmore Girls – Lorelai and Luke and the Birthday Mallomars

Gilmore Girls – Lorelai and Luke and the Birthday Mallomars

LORELAI: I’m coming!
LORELAI: Aw! Coming.
LORELAI: Hiya.
LUKE: Your slave is here.
LORELAI: And where’s the French maid outfit I requested?
LUKE: I’ve got it on under the plaid.
LORELAI: So what else is new?
LUKE: So, how does it feel to be a year older?
LORELAI: Uh, I’m not a year older until Friday, Fifi.
LUKE: What the hell is this?
LORELAI: My birthday Mallomars.
LUKE: She says like I should just know this.
LORELAI: Here’s your list.
LUKE: What’s wrong with the garbage disposal?
LORELAI: It’s not disposing.
LUKE: Next.
LORELAI: You’re so good!
LUKE: Did you ever consider the possibility of just pulling the spoon out yourself?
LORELAI: I did consider it, yes. Do you wanna start upstairs or down? ‘Cause there’s actually more to do upstairs this time for some reason.
LUKE: What’d you just do?
LORELAI: What?
LUKE: You put the cookie down.
LORELAI: Yeah.
LUKE: You ate the cookie, and then you took a cookie out of the box and put it where the cookie you just ate was.
LORELAI: Yeah.
LUKE: Well, that’s nuts.
LORELAI: Rory made this for me, I don’t wanna ruin it.
LUKE: Then why’d you eat the cookie?
LORELAI: ‘Cause I wanted a Mallomar.
LUKE: But why didn’t you just eat one out of the box?
LORELAI: ‘Cause this one was right here. The box was all the way in the cupboard.
LUKE: But you had to go to the cupboard to get the box to replace the cookie you ate off the table.
LORELAI: So?
LUKE: Looking at the list now. Okay, stairs…….

Watch the scene once more and complete the gaps in the conversation, please.

LORELAI: I’m coming!
LORELAI: Aw! Coming.
LORELAI: Hiya.
LUKE: Your 1.________ is here.
LORELAI: And where’s the French maid 2. ___________ I requested?
LUKE: I’ve got it on under the plaid.
LORELAI: So what else is new?
LUKE: So, how does it 3. ___________ to be a year older?
LORELAI: Uh, I’m not a year older until Friday, Fifi.
LUKE: What the hell is this?
LORELAI: My birthday Mallomars.
LUKE: She says like I 4. ______________ this.
LORELAI: Here’s your list.
LUKE: What’s wrong with the garbage disposal?
LORELAI: It’s not disposing.
LUKE: Next.
LORELAI: You’re so good!
LUKE: Did you ever consider the 5. ______________ of just pulling the spoon out yourself?
LORELAI: I did consider it, yes. Do you wanna start upstairs or down? ‘Cause there’s actually more to do upstairs this time 6. ________________.
LUKE: What’d you just do?
LORELAI: What?
LUKE: You put the cookie down.
LORELAI: Yeah.
LUKE: You ate the cookie, and then you took a cookie 7. ______________ and put it where the cookie you just ate was.
LORELAI: Yeah.
LUKE: Well, that’s nuts.
LORELAI: Rory made this 8._____________, I don’t wanna ruin it.
LUKE: Then why’d you eat the cookie?
LORELAI: ‘Cause I wanted a Mallomar.
LUKE: But why didn’t you just eat one out of the box?
LORELAI: ‘Cause this one was 9. _____________. The box was all the way in the cupboard.
LUKE: But you had to go to the cupboard to get the box to 10. ____________ the cookie you ate off the table.
LORELAI: So?
LUKE: Looking at the list now. Okay, stairs…….

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Key:

1.    slave

2.    outfit

3.    feel

4.    should just know

5.    possibility

6.    for some reason

7.    out of the box

8.    for me

9.    right here

10.  replace