3rd Rock From The Sun – Dick Has No Clue About Computers
Nina: I gotta run. I left the reports on your computer.
Dick: I don’t see them.
Nina: They’re on your computer.
Dick: Nina, don’t jerk me around.
Mary: I think what she means is that the grades might actually be in the computer. Yes, mom, I know. 3 for a dollar is a great price for Crenshaw melons. You know, I got this beeper for emergencies. Yeah, I know they’re gonna go fast. I’ll just have to risk it.
Dick: How am I gonna get my grades out of this?
Mary: They’re not on the disk?
Dick: The disk?
Mary: Oh, my god. You know, in 3 years, I have never seen you use your computer. It’s your dirty little secret, isn’t it? You’re a physics professor who’s computer illiterate.
Dick: I am not.
Mary: Well, fine, fine. But if you ever need my help, I an anthropology professor, will teach you a physics professor how to open a file with your mouse. Ha ha ha!
Dick: Computer, activate now. Oh. Oh ho, silly me. It’s Japanese. Ima kumputa hajimate!
Salesman : Hello. May I help you?
Dick: Yes. I am quite livid! I purchased this computer here 2 weeks ago, and I can’t do anything with it. It’s broken.
Salesman: We haven’t sold this machine here for 6 years.
Dick: Fine, fine. I’ll just take store credit, then.
Salesman: This is stamped “property of Pendleton university”.
Dick: You have sold me stolen goods? How dare you!
Salesman: You did not buy this computer here. You are lying. You are a liar.
Dick: I thought the customer was always right.
Dick: Oh, my god, it’s so little. I could just sit down and rest it right here on my, uh uh, thigh shelf.
Salesman: Uh, now, all you do to clear the screen—
Dick: that much I know. I have something similar to this at home.
Dick: Ok, configure modem file. Where’s the modem file?
Mary: Go to your control panel.
Dick: My what?
Mary: Your control panel on your desktop.
Dick: Where?
Mary: On your computer’s desktop.
Dick: That’s not a desktop. This is a desktop. That’s a screen.
Mary: No, no, no. Quit this. Hit “command Q.” Command that’s control. Hit command.
Dick: Command!
Mary: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Dick! Aaaahhhhh! There.
Tetszett a cikk?
Az 5 Perc Angol immár közel 25 éve áll több tízezer leckével, hanganyaggal, kvízzel és videókkal ingyenesen minden nyelvtanuló rendelkezésére.
Az oldal fenntartása azonban rengeteg munkával és kiadással jár. Ha te is velünk tanulsz, és szereted a tananyagainkat, akkor kérlek, ha lehetőséged engedi, támogasd a munkánkat, hogy még legalább ennyi ideig lehetővé tehessük mindenki számára, napi rendszerességgel az ingyenes nyelvtanulás és nyelvgyakorlás lehetőségét.
Köszönjük szépen!
|
to jerk sb around |
szórakozni valakivel, szívatni valakit |
|
Crenshaw melon |
sárgadinnye fajta |
|
beeper |
csipogó |
|
illiterate |
analfabéta, tanulatlan, tudatlan |
|
livid |
nagyon dühös, felbőszült |
|
to purchase |
vásárolni |
|
store credit |
a boltban levásárolható összeg |
|
property |
tulajdon |
|
stolen goods |
lopott holmi, áru |
|
How dare you? |
hogy merészeli? |
|
control panel |
vezérlőpult |
