The Big Bang Theory – Sheldon and Leonard Are Getting Ready For The Prom

The Big Bang Theory – Sheldon and Leonard Are Getting Ready For The Prom

Leonard: You know, if you’re not gonna learn how to do this, they make some pretty good clip-ons.

Sheldon: Bruce Wayne doesn’t wear a clip-on.

Leonard: Bruce Wayne doesn’t make his roommate tie it for him.

Sheldon: His name is Alfred, and, yes, he does.

Leonard: There, perfect.

Sheldon: What, are you sure? It’s my first prom, I want to do it correctly.

Leonard: I thought you were gonna pretend to be an alien.

Sheldon: I was, but Penny didn’t want to. You didn’t want to. Bernadette, Amy, Koothrappali and Wolowitz didn’t want to. And even I knew it was weird to hire somebody.

Leonard: Was that a flask?

Sheldon: Yes. I’ve decided to embrace all of the traditions associated with prom, including spiking the punch.

Leonard: You’re gonna put alcohol in the punch?

Sheldon: Oh, no, this is pomegranate juice. It’s all the fun of high school high jinks with the cell-protecting zip of antioxidants.

Leonard: If you had ripped jeans and a leather jacket, you’d be like the toughest kid on the Disney Channel. So, anything else planned for tonight?

Sheldon: Oh, everything. Getting our picture taken, slow-dancing, being elected prom king. Pointing out that kings aren’t elected. It’s gonna be off the hook.

Leonard: And while you’re at it, I know that at this age your hormones are raging, but just because all your friends are having sex doesn’t mean you have to.

Sheldon: Why would you say that?

Leonard: You know, ’cause, ’cause a lot of people lose their virginity on prom night.

Sheldon: Penny implied the same thing. Is this true?

Leonard: Just relax, it’s a joke. You don’t have hormones.