Snow jokes

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Snowmen jokes

1. Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman than a regular one?	a) You wake up wet!
2. What do snowmen eat for lunch?	b) Chill-dren.
3. How do you know if there’s a snowman in your bed?	c) A snowmobile.
4. What do you call an old snowman?	d) You have to hollow out the head.
5. What do snowmen call their offspring?	e) Water.
6. How does a snowman get to work?	f) To snowballs.
7. What do you call a snowman on roller blades?	g) Icebergers!
8. Where do snowmen go to dance?	h) By icicle.

Maine Temperature Conversion Chart

The state of Maine (USA) has quite a reputation for being very cold. To get a feel for it, complete the chart with the missing words. (Don’t forget that temperatures are given in Fahrenheit so zero degrees in the table are -17.7 Celsius. 1 Celsius = 1.8 Fahrenheit If you want to work out the rest of the temperatures, you can use an online converter.)

cease	distilled	disintegrates	cars
shiver	cows	landlords	sweatshirt
atomic	winter coats	gardens	postpone

Maine Temperature Conversion Chart

60 above zero	New Yorkers try to turn on the heat….	People in Maine plant 1 ……………….. .
50 above zero	Californians 2 ……………….. uncontrollably…….	People in Maine sunbathe.
40 above	Italian 3 ……………….. won’t start…..	People in Maine drive with the windows down.
32 above	4 ……………….. water freezes…..	Moosehead Lake’s water gets thicker
20 above	Floridians wear coats, gloves and woolly hats…..	People in Maine throw on a 5 ……………….. .
15 above	New York 6 ……………….. finally turn up the heat….	People in Maine have the last cook-out before it gets cold.
zero degrees	People in Miami 7 ……………….. to exist….	Mainers lick the flagpole.
-20 below	Californians fly away to Mexico….	People in Maine get out their 8 …………………
-40 below	Hollywood 9 ………………..	The girl scouts in Maine begin selling cookies door to door.
-60 below	Polar bears begin to evacuate Antarctica	Maine’s Boy Scouts 10 ……………….. “Winter Survival” classes until it gets cold enough.
-80 below	Mt. St. Helen’s freezes…	People in Maine go ice skating or skiing.
-297 below	Microbial life survives only	11 ……………….. in Maine complain of farmers with cold hands
-460 below	ALL 12 ……………….. motion stops…..	People in Maine start saying…”Cold ’nuff for ya?”

answers

Snowmen 1-d 2-g 3-a 4-e 5-b 6-h 7-c 8-f
Maine 1-gardens 2-shiver 3- cars 4-distilled 5- sweatshirt 6-landlords 7-cease 8-winter coats 9-disintegrates 10-postpone 11-cows 12-atomic