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Santa jokes – Find the punchlines.
Question |
Answer |
1. What would a reindeer do if it lost its tail? |
a) North Polish. |
2. What’s red & white and red & white and red & white? |
b) “Wrap” music! |
3. Why is Christmas just like another day at the office? |
c) At a Ho-ho-tel. |
4. Where does Santa stay when he’s on holidays? |
d) Because they have low elf esteem. |
5. What nationality is Santa Claus? |
e) Santa rolling down a hill! |
6. What do you call someone who doesn’t believe in Father Christmas? |
f) Subordinate Clauses |
7. How much did Santa pay for his sleigh? |
g) A rebel without a Claus. |
8. What kind of music do elves like best? |
h) Nothing, it was on the house. |
9. What happens if you accidentally eat a Christmas decoration? |
i) Claustrophobic |
10. Why are elves so depressed? |
j) You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit! |
11. What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? |
k) Go to a “re-tail” shop for a new one. |
12. What do you call Santa’s helpers? |
l) You get “Tinsel”-itis! |
answers: 1-k 2-e 3-j 4-c 5-a 6-g 7-h 8-b 9-l 10-d 11-i 12-f
