All about hair

ALL ABOUT HAIR

clipper	hairdryer	hot brush	straightener	waving iron
hajvágó gép	hajszárító	meleg hajformázó	hajvasaló	hajsüt?vas

conditioner	hair gel	hairspray	hair liquid
balzsam	hajzselé	hajlakk	haj folyadék
shine spray	shampoo	hair mousse	wax
hajfény lakk	sampon	hajhab	wax

(Joey spots them and walks towards them)

Joey: Oh! Hey! Thank God you guys are here!
Rachel: Hey! Hey what’s going on?
Joey: Everything is upside down here! It rains all day long, nobody watches TV and Ross is famous!

(Rachel turns around and sees Chandler and Monica arriving)

Rachel: Alright, I don’t wanna alarm anybody, but Monica’s hair is twice as big as it was when we landed!

(Monica and Chandler reach the group)

Monica: Ok! When I go places with high humidity, it gets a little extra body, ok?!
Chandler: That’s why our honeymoon photos look like me and Diana Ross!
Joey: Come on, I’ll show you guys where to check in (Joey, Chandler and David leave)
Monica: (to Chandler) Oh, honey, can you make sure we get a King size bed!
Phoebe: (shouts after David) Oh! David, get one for us too! Oh, oh, and see if they have a heart-shaped one! And with mirrors on the ceiling!
Monica: (shouts to Chandler) And make sure our room isn’t next to theirs (points to Phoebe).
Rachel: Ooh! You guys are so lucky you are here with people, you known it’s such a romantic place. That’s all, I just wish I could (looks at Joey who is at the check in desk) share that with a guy.
Phoebe: Not Joey.
Rachel: Not Joey, no, I was just lusting after Chandler.
Monica: Yeah, right!

[Cut to the guys]

David: So, ehm… I’m proposing to Pheobe tonight. (Removes a ring box from his pocket and opens it to show Chandler the ring)
Chandler: Tonight?! (looks at the ring) Isn’t an engagement ring supposed to have a diamond? (squints at the ring to emphasize how tiny the diamond is) Oh, there it is!
David: Yeah, well, being a failed scientist doesn’t pay quite as well as you might think. That’s uhm… one seventieth of a karat. And the clarity is uhm… is quite poor.
Chandler: (slaps him on the shoulder) Nice! (goes to Monica)
Chandler: Monica, can I talk to you for a sec? (Pulls her away from Phoebe and Rachel)
Monica: Ok!
Chandler: David is going to propose to Phoebe tonight!
Monica: See what happens when you give people advice? I hope you told him not to?
Chandler: That would be advice!!
Monica: Ok fine. I’ll handle this. (goes to Phoebe who’s talking to Rachel) Phoebe?
Phoebe: Yeah?
Monica: (looking very serious) I need to talk to you.
Phoebe: Are you leaving "The Supremes"? (Monica and Phoebe go to one side)
Monica: Ok, my husband just gave your boyfriend some very bad advice. Look, David is going to propose to you tonight.
Phoebe: Wow? Really? That’s fantastic!
Monica: What are you serious? You wanna marry him? Wha… What about Mike?
Phoebe: Oh, ok, you want me to marry Mike? Alright, well, let’s just gag him and handcuff him and force him down the aisle. I can just see it: "Mike, do you take Phoebe…" (gestures with her hand as if someone is covering her mouth and tries to shout "No! No!") You know, it’s every girl’s dream!
Monica: Do you really think marrying someone else is the right answer?
Phoebe: Sure! Look, ok, bottom line: I love Mike… David! David. I love David. Don’t look at me that way, Roseanne Rosannadanna!