Jóbarátok – Hogyan lépjük ki a konditeremből:)

Nézzünk meg ismét egy vicces jelenetet a Jóbarátok sorozatból felirattal és szószedettel! 

Monica: (Picking up a card from Chandler’s wallet.) My God! Is this a gym card?
Chandler: Oh yeah, gym member. I try to go four times a week, but I’ve missed the last 1200 times.
Ross: So why don’t you quit?
Chandler: You don’t think I’ve tried? You think I like having 50 dollars taken out of my bank account every month? No, they make you go all the way down there! Then they use all of these phrases and peppiness to try and confuse you! Then they bring out Maria.
Ross: Who is Maria?
Chandler: Oh Maria. You can’t say no to her, she’s like this lycra spandex covered gym…treat.
Ross: You need me to go down there with you and hold your hand?
Chandler: No!
Ross: So you’re strong enough to face her on your own?
Chandler: Oh no, you’ll have to come.


Ross: Whoa-whoa-whoa, hey! Now remember what we talked about, you gotta be strong.
Chandler: Yes. Yes!
Ross: One more time, “Hey, don’t you want a washboard stomach and rock hard pecs?”
Chandler: No! I want a flabby gut and saggy man breasts!
Ross: Good! That’s good!
Chandler: Okay. I wanna quit the gym.
Gym Employee: You wanna quit?
Chandler: I wanna quit the gym.
Gym Employee: You do realize that you won’t have access to our new full service Swedish spa.
Chandler: (He turns to Ross and Ross makes a ‘Be strong’ sound.) I wanna quit the gym.
Gym Employee: Okay, Dave in the membership office, handles quitters. Uh, excuse me, are you a member?
Ross: Me? No.
Gym Employee: Sorry, members only.
Chandler: I wanna quit the gym.
Ross: It’s okay man, be strong.
Gym Employee: So, are you a member of any gym.
Ross: No! And I’m not gonna be, so you can save you little speech.
Gym Employee: Okay, no problem. Could you come here for a second?

Woman: Hi, I’m Maria.


Rachel: Hey! So, did you quit?
Chandler: No, I almost did, couldn’t leave Ross there without a spotter!
Monica: Wait, now so you joined the gym?

(Rachel starts to laugh.)

Ross: And that’s funny, why?
Rachel: Oh, umm, I was just picturing you working out and umm… Oh, that’s it.
Chandler: We’re doomed. Okay, they’re gonna take 50 bucks out of our accounts for the rest of our lives. What are we gonna do?
Monica: Well, you could actually go to the gym.

(Chandler and Ross both laugh)

Ross: Or! Or, we could go to the bank, close our accounts and cut them off at the source.
Chandler: You’re a genius!
Joey: Aww, man, now we won’t be bank buddies!
Chandler: Now, there’s two reasons.


Ross: Hello.
Chandler: Hi.
Ross: We’d like to close our accounts.
Bank Officer: Close your accounts? Is there some kind of problem?
Ross: No-no.
Chandler: No, we’d just like to close them.
Bank Officer: Okay, Ms. Lambert handles all our closures. Would you come over here, please?
Ms. Lambert: Hi, I’m Karen.
Chandler: I wanna quit the bank!


Monica: So you didn’t leave the bank?
Ross: No! And somehow, we ended up with a joint checking account.
Rachel: What are you ever gonna use that for?!
Chandler: To pay for the gym.


gym card – kondibérlet
member – tag(ja valaminek)
to quit – kilépni valahonnan
bank account – bankszámla
phrase – mondat, frázis, szólás
peppiness – életerősség
to confuse – összezavarni
treat – élvezet
to hold one’s hand – fogni valakinek a kezét
to face somebody – szembenézni valakivel
washboard stomach – kockás has
hard pecs – kemény mellizmok
flabby gut – pettyhüdt has
saggy man breasts – logó férfi cicik
to realize – rájönni, észrevenni
access to something – hozzáférés valamihez
membership – tagság
to handle – kezelni
speech – beszéd
spotter – figyelő, megfigyelő
to join something – csatlakozni valamihez
to picture somebody doing something – elképzelni, hogy valaki csinál valamit
to be doomed – halálra/kudarcra ítélve lenni
buck – dolcsi
rest – maradéka valaminek
source – forrás
buddy – cimbora
reason – oka valaminek
joint checking account – közös bankszámla

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