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Snowmen jokes
1. Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman than a regular one? |
a) You wake up wet! |
2. What do snowmen eat for lunch? |
b) Chill-dren. |
3. How do you know if there’s a snowman in your bed? |
c) A snowmobile. |
4. What do you call an old snowman? |
d) You have to hollow out the head. |
5. What do snowmen call their offspring? |
e) Water. |
6. How does a snowman get to work? |
f) To snowballs. |
7. What do you call a snowman on roller blades? |
g) Icebergers! |
8. Where do snowmen go to dance? |
h) By icicle. |
Maine Temperature Conversion Chart
The state of Maine (USA) has quite a reputation for being very cold. To get a feel for it, complete the chart with the missing words. (Don’t forget that temperatures are given in Fahrenheit so zero degrees in the table are -17.7 Celsius. 1 Celsius = 1.8 Fahrenheit If you want to work out the rest of the temperatures, you can use an online converter.)
cease |
distilled |
disintegrates |
cars |
shiver |
cows |
landlords |
sweatshirt |
atomic |
winter coats |
gardens |
postpone |
Maine Temperature Conversion Chart
60 above zero |
New Yorkers try to turn on the heat…. |
People in Maine plant 1 ……………….. . |
50 above zero |
Californians 2 ……………….. uncontrollably……. |
People in Maine sunbathe. |
40 above |
Italian 3 ……………….. won’t start….. |
People in Maine drive with the windows down. |
32 above |
4 ……………….. water freezes….. |
Moosehead Lake’s water gets thicker |
20 above |
Floridians wear coats, gloves and woolly hats….. |
People in Maine throw on a 5 ……………….. . |
15 above |
New York 6 ……………….. finally turn up the heat…. |
People in Maine have the last cook-out before it gets cold. |
zero degrees |
People in Miami 7 ……………….. to exist…. |
Mainers lick the flagpole. |
-20 below |
Californians fly away to Mexico…. |
People in Maine get out their 8 ………………… |
-40 below |
Hollywood 9 ……………….. |
The girl scouts in Maine begin selling cookies door to door. |
-60 below |
Polar bears begin to evacuate Antarctica |
Maine’s Boy Scouts 10 ……………….. “Winter Survival” classes until it gets cold enough. |
-80 below |
Mt. St. Helen’s freezes… |
People in Maine go ice skating or skiing. |
-297 below |
Microbial life survives only |
11 ……………….. in Maine complain of farmers with cold hands |
-460 below |
ALL 12 ……………….. motion stops….. |
People in Maine start saying…”Cold ’nuff for ya?” |
answers
Snowmen 1-d 2-g 3-a 4-e 5-b 6-h 7-c 8-f
Maine 1-gardens 2-shiver 3- cars 4-distilled 5- sweatshirt 6-landlords 7-cease 8-winter coats 9-disintegrates 10-postpone 11-cows 12-atomic
